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What The Heavens Herald For The New Royal Baby

HEIR TO THE THRONE

Credit: The Sun

What The Heavens Herald For The New Royal Baby

By Elizabeth Coady

THE ROYAL BABY’S ON NEARLY HERE! And the 1,000-year-old fairy tale continues.

Clarence House tweeted official word early this a.m. that the Duchess of Cambridge is in labor. Katherine Middleton was accompanied to St. Mary’s Hospital by her hubby, Prince William, about 5:45 this morning.

“Things are progressing as normal,” a Palace spokesman says.

Assuming that the wee one arrives healthy, with two eyes, 10 toes and 10 fingers, he or she will instantly wield power on the international stage. Paparazzi will vie for the most adorable shot, the clearest close-up, eventually the most tempestuous tantrum. No luxury will be out of reach, but as a member of the modern monarchy he or she will live “less like Marie Antoinette and more like Madonna’s kids.”

As we await official word on the child’s arrival, we already known that he or she will officially be known as the Prince or Princess of Cambridge, and will be third in line to the throne behind Prince Charles and Prince William.

According to Fox, “the first hint” of the royal’s arrival “will come when a royal aide emerges from the hospital with a signed bulletin carrying the Buckingham Palace letterhead. The bulletin will be given to an official who will be driven to Buckingham Palace, where it will be posted on an easel in public view in front of the building.”

Some observers have speculated that because Kate carried her weight throughout her body that the new arrival would be a girl. And her uncle confessed on tape that that is what the family is wishing for. Will she have Katherine’s good looks and regal bearing? William’s coloring and reticence? We’ll have to wait to find out. In the meantime, we can play our favorite game: activating the astrological algorithms at Astrolabe to see what the stars predict about the newly-anticipated royal. Projecting the baby to be born at 6 p.m. London time, here is the instant profile of the newest royal.

Rising Sign is in 15 Degrees of Sagittarius

You are known for being open, frank, outgoing and honest. At times, though, you are also blunt and quite indiscreet. Others have to learn not to take everything you say personally, because you usually do not mean any harm. You appreciate living your life in a straightforward and simple manner — you dislike social niceties and consider them to be hindrances to real communication. You have lots and lots of energy and tend to become quite restless if you feel confined. You demand the freedom to do as you choose — you must be self- directed or you feel trapped and anxious. With your abundant energy, you enjoy being outdoors, and you should be attracted to physical exercise or to those forms of sport which can help you burn off some of that excess energy. Very gregarious, you love to socialize — your innate enthusiasm livens up any gathering.

Sun is in 00 Degrees of Leo

More than a bit of a showoff, you love to be the center of attention! But others do not usually mind because they tend to enjoy your genuine warmth and affection. Very spirited and willful, proud and self-important at times, you demand your own way. You are quite honest, however, and the respect of others is very important to you. You never compromise yourself and you pursue your goals with persistence and dedication. Your regal presence and demeanor draws you to positions of leadership and authority. But beware of being overly hardheaded, domineering, ostentatious or patronizing or you will lose the goodwill and admiration that you enjoy. Very theatrical, you live life on a grand scale wherever and whenever possible. Your strength and energy vitalizes those who come in contact with you.

Moon is in 29 Degrees Capricorn

You are serious and shy and very uncomfortable in those situations where spontaneous and exuberant emotional reactions seem called for. An achiever, you prefer doing practical, worthwhile things that produce tangible results. You need role models to respect, love and emulate. You tend to feel that you’re a failure unless you get an important and highly respected position in life. Don’t be so hard on yourself! For you, practical needs always win out over emotional considerations. Remember that you too have the right to comfort, security and love. Dutiful and patient, when you make an emotional commitment, you sign on for the long haul — your love is long- enduring.

Mercury is in 13 Degrees of Cancer

Your emotions tend to rule your thought processes. You have difficulty seeing life objectively. You have an excellent memory, especially about things to which you have formed an emotional bond. You prefer ideas and thoughts that are known and familiar, and therefore tend to dislike fads or radical ideas. The beliefs and traditions of your family and culture are very important to you. Your thinking becomes quite unclear when you are emotionally shaken — try not to make major decisions when you are upset. Let things calm down first.

Venus is in 00 Degrees of Virgo

You express your love and affection through selfless service to people or causes. You have a tendency to underestimate yourself and doubt your self-worth. This is very demeaning and should be avoided — learn to love yourself as well as you do others. Your standards of perfection are very high — you are attracted to relationships based on duty and responsibility. You are supercritical of yourself and others and, at times, prefer to be alone rather than deal with any imperfections in yourself or in those with whom you might relate.

Mars is in 06 Degrees of Cancer

Your moods are very important to your overall well-being. You are confident and self-assertive when you are feeling upbeat, and you are retiring, irritable and grumpy when you get depressed about anything. Very sensitive, you wear your heart on your sleeve. You are easily angered whenever you think someone has slighted you. It is best for you to show your anger immediately and let it all out, rather than to try to hold it in or to hold grudges for a long time. You’re extremely loyal and defensive of your family, neighborhood, community and culture.

Jupiter is in 05 Degrees of Cancer

You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand.

Saturn is in 04 Degrees of Scorpio

You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released — your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.

Uranus is in 12 Degrees of Aries

For you, as well as for the rest of your peers, the issue of personal freedom is not just an abstract issue that can be discussed and then forgotten. You feel very deeply the loss or threat of loss of your ability to remain unrestricted and independent. And you will react vigorously and vociferously to defend your right of self-expression, no matter what the cost.

Neptune is in 04 Degrees Pisces

You, and your entire generation, are interested in ways of expanding your consciousness beyond the level of everyday reality. You will explore exotic religions and metaphysical studies that purport to transcend the mundane. You will prepare the theoretical base of studies that will be fulfilled by the drive, energy and initiative of the following generation. the Moon’s Node in the 12 signs.

Pluto is in 09 Degrees of Capricorn

For your entire generation, this is a period of intense changes in the very fabric of society. Many accepted institutions may pass away or be born anew. The good of the community as a whole will be stressed and individual rights may come under attack. This will possibly be a period of decay that will lead to a new order.

North Node is in 13 Degrees of Scorpio

You have a special aptitude for working by yourself, or with a like-minded group of dedicated individuals. Once you’ve committed yourself to a person or group or project, your loyalty and devotion are total until the group’s goals have been realized. Not at all gregarious by nature, you’re uncomfortable around strangers, greatly preferring to be in known and familiar situations. Others may regard you as shy or eccentric, but those who know you well are aware of the intense loyalty that you have to your friends.

And there you have it — the insta-projection of what the new royal will be like. Check back in 30 years and find out how much of it rings true.

Credit: Astrolabe

Projected astrological chart of royal baby born 6 p.m. London time. Credit: Astrolabe.


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 22 Jul 2013 / 0 Comments
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