WHACK ATTACK
Whack: LiLo’s Gleeful, Kris Humphries Holds Out & American Apparel Sticks With Soft Porn
By Miz J
ONCE THE BUTT OF A JOKE ON FOX’S HIT GLEE, Lindsay Lohan may now be slated to play herself on an episode.
Sue-happy Dina Lohan, who also jumped on Pitbull after he famously rapped that he “got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan,” called out the show and the network after the Super Bowl episode earlier this year.
The offending episode put the infamous momager in the running for a fictitious “Loser of the Year” award, and another earlier episode poked fun at Lindsay’s frequent trips to rehab. You gotta wonder if this kind of juicy walk-on role, which could help Lohan bounce back after her lukewarm SNL performance, is part of some shrewd settlement deal. And if suing people is Lohan’s new way to audition for shit, can there ever really be a comeback? I used to think that if Britney could do it (and voltaren forte think about it—did she REALLY?), then anyone could. But now, I’m not so sure, and it looks like Hollywood isn’t http://phillipsfarmsofcary.com/b4j-kamagra-paypal/ either.
I LOVE THIS: Kris Humphries has had a “generous” divorce settlement proposal sitting, I don’t know, in his sweaty-ass duffel bag, for months now. And he won’t sign the papers, cause the baller thinks he can get even more of Kardashian’s ill-gotten Sears, E!, prepaid debit card and diet pill endorsement monies. And he’s probably right about that. And he probably learned from the best when it comes to getting that money—Kardashian herself. The teacher becomes the pupil.
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