AND THAT’S A WRAP

Real Housewives Of New York City Reunion: Feuds & Fabulousness

By Trisha B.

ANDY COHEN BEGINS PART TWO OF THE REUNION delving into LuAnn’s St. Barths shenanigans with Tomas (in French the ‘s’ is silent, shhhh!), which he calls the biggest scandal in New York Housewive’s history.

We see clips of the ladies dancing on tables in skimpy pirate gear and LuAnn’s instant attraction to the Johnny Depp lookalike. Then of LuAnn, speaking French, warning her friend that no one should know that Tomas was her late night visitor. Carole and Heather giggle over the indiscretion and LuAnn’s insistence her guests were “old Italian friends.”

AVIVA BACKTRACKS

Real Housewives Of New York City Reunion: White-Trash-Washed

By Trisha B.

TONIGHT THERE WILL BE NO FROSTY STROLLS AMONG TOWER APARTMENT BUILDINGS or showdowns in leafy Central Park; no restaurant dinners or tony home dinner parties; no sandy beaches, fantastic villas or nude swims in the pool. Just a bunch of yakity yak yak.

RIGHTING WRONGS, WRONGING RIGHTS

Real Housewives Of New York: Dizzy On Aviva’s Uppityness

By Trisha B.

WE’VE RETURNED FROM ST. BARTHS AND LUANN IS still talking baby talk, Sonja has a date with her ex, and Ramona plans dinner to specifically not invite Aviva and Heather. And although Aviva is the only person we’ve actually seen fall, she tells Sonja that she hates to see her spiraling downward.

We’re shopping with Aviva and her father, George, at the House of Health. The sexy suntanned silver fox tells his daughter he has a date coming into town to meet him. He says she’s an early 20s black chick who looks similar to Aviva. When he offers to introduce her, Aviva wryly tells him she just wants to meet Miss Right, not the Miss Right Nows.

JUDGE MUCH?

Real Housewives Of New York: Sonja Throws Down(A Napkin)

By Trisha B.PREPARE TO GET REALLY FULL AS THE ACTION GOES from meal to meal, lunch to drinks to dinner. Ramona is having a post vacation dinner and guess who isn’t invited — Carole, Heather and Aviva!


But the first guest is Pamela Morgan, chef and owner of FLAVORS, a cookbook and an event and catering company. As her website bio states: Pamela is highly regarded as a special event planner, culinary consultant, cookbook author, food & entertaining editor for Hamptons’s Cottages and Gardens, culinary instructor and owner of FLAVORS. She is a member of Les Dames D’Escoffier, a leadership organization. Hoity, toity indeed. But she’s really just the hired help.

A NEW REDNECK RIVIERA

Real Housewives Of New York: Crunk & Disorderly

By Trisha B.

POOR ST. BARTH’S, YOU ARE TOO LOVELY AN ISLAND to be caught in the middle of all of these ill feelings and recriminations. But caught you are, along with all the tourists who can’t believe they choose these weeks to visit, running into bitching Housewives at every turn.

JOHNNY ‘DEEP’

Real Housewives Of New York: Carnies Vie For The Greasy Prize

By Trisha B.

THE LADIES ARE IN THE HOUSEWIFE GETTO OF ST. BARTH’S for a fabulous vacation in a magnificent villa. Aviva, who stayed back because of her fear of small planes, called to tell Carol she had decided to come after all. It puts a few noses out of joint when the Housewives find out she’ll be accompanied by her husband and constant supporter, Reid.

PIRATES’ BOOTY

Real Housewives Of New York: Ho Ho Hos & A Bottle Of Rum

By Trisha B.

WE BEGIN A THREE-EPISODE VACATION ARC WITH THE ladies on the scary little plane from St. Maarten to St. Barths. While everyone’s chattering away about rooms and views, Carole sits silent with headphones. She tells us she’s thinking about her friends, John Kennedy, Jr. and his wife, Caroline, dying just this way. Then, we’re in St. Barths, bitches, and it is stunning.

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Real Housewives Of New York: Heather Goes Gangsta

By Trisha B.

AT A PARTY, LUANN AND RAMONA CONTINUE TO ARGUE about the nasty wine trick; Carole’s planned trip for the ladies to St. Bart’s may be sans Aviva; and Sonja seems to think she’s Heather’s client, but nooooo, honey, Heather says her clients PAY. She’s helping Sonja out of pure friendship, but it looks like that might not last too much longer.

TOASTED

Real Housewives Of New York: The M.O. Is Crazy

By Trisha B.

PREVIOUSLY, AVIVA’S FATHER GEORGE PROMISED CAROLE HER FIRST SCREAMING ORGASM; Ramona and Heather continued to butt heads; Sonja worried LuAnn’s quest to have a baby meant she was losing it; and Mario made Jacques promise not to play anymore tricks on his wife.

TAKING IT UP THE …

Real Housewives Of New York: Verbal Pow Pows! At A Holiday Powwow

By Trisha B.

HEATHER’S ENTERING SONJA’S TOWNHOUSE to have another brand meeting. When she sees Ramona sitting at the table her dismay is palpable. Ramona smells it and attributes it to one strong woman against another.