HAPPENING IN VEGAS

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The State of Porsha’s Uterus

By Karen Malmquist

ONLY THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA CAN TURN A TRIP to the strip club into a lesson on female empowerment. On Sunday’s episode, after Porsha refuses to attend a famed gentleman’s club in Vegas, the others worry that the reigns may be a bit too tight on her. And later, our favorite southern belle reaches a new level of cattiness.

The ladies are still in Los Angeles, and are getting ready for an excruciatingly long bus ride to Vegas together. But first, they must deal with the aftermath of Porsha’s mean girl comments about Walter the night before. After another dinner gone wrong for Kenya, the next morning she complains to Cynthia about Porsha, who announced to the entire table that Walter a really good time at Kordell’s party. Not even the promise of a party bus can make Kenya excited about this.

STIRRING TROUBLE

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Naming She Who Shall Not Be Named

By Karen Malmquist

JUST WHEN WE BELIEVED POLE-DANCING HELD CURATIVE POWERS FOR THE LADIES, THE Real Housewives of Beverly Hills turn on each other on Sunday’s new episode. And the trigger?

The possibility of nuclear weapons in Iran?

Naw, it was Adrienne. It’s always Adrienne.

MEMORIES OF EDDIE

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Of Slimy Things & Steel Rods

By Karen Malmquist

TONIGHT’S THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLs is mostly foreplay as the ladies prepare to wrap their legs around hard rods of steel. Brandi happily shoves slimy food down Kyle’s throat, while Adrienne only shows up briefly to shower five seconds of negativity. How long will the good feelings last?

Yolanda has her dear friend Suzanne Somers over to teach Kyle and Lisa about health and Bellinis. “Why not embrace aging, let’s just hold onto it gracefully,” Yolanda encourages. Kyle says she didn’t know she’d be having lunch with Chrissy Snow, but Lisa hasn’t seen Three’s Company and doesn’t get the reference. Suzanne takes 40 vitamins a day and plans on living to be 110, and Lisa doesn’t get that, either. She doesn’t like the idea of a 110-year-old having a sex life.

SEXY AND THEY KNOW IT

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Paris Hilton Makes A Cameo

By Karen Malmquist

COUNT ON A STRIPPER POLE to bring the ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills together. After a heated Moroccan dinner debate, the doyennes of drama decide to put aside their differences and take a trip to strip away the pain. But first…

We revisit last week’s war of words between Brandi and Mauricio over the still largely unknown Adrienne drama. Kyle manages to talk Mauricio down, but is still disappointed that the evening took a turn for the worse.

A PRINCELY GESTURE

Harry Prince Turns Up All Smiles At WellChild Awards

By Elizabeth C.

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT NOW THAT Prince Harry’s turned out to present at the WellChild awards held in London today. The London-based charity aids seriously ill children throughout the U.K.

The most democratic member of the British monarch surfaced for the first time since his history-making naked hijinks in Las Vegas two weeks ago. The scandal provoked a media feasting frenzy and launched a million headlines and naked salutes to the Prince.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Were Prince Harry & His Band Of Bad Boys Doing Drugs?

By Elizabeth C.

OOOMPH, I JOKED TOO SOON: Rumors are rising that Harry Prince’s band of merry bad boys used illicit drugs on the night of his Las Vegas naked bender.

RadarOnline claims to have spoken to an eyewitness:

NAKED LOYALTIES

Peace Breaks Out As Soldiers, Strangers, Stand In Naked Salute To Prince Harry

By Elizabeth C.

HIS NAME MAY BE MUD WITH U.K.’s crusty monarchists but Harry Prince has won the slavish devotion of nudists, narcissists and extroverted soldiers around the globe.

As of 9:45p.m. Central time, 19,288 Harry loyalists — comprised of buff soldiers, lazy dogs, sleeping kitties, unwitting children and plastic Barbies — have joined Facebook’s “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute!” fan page. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of body types and nationalities all honoring Britain’s new favorite son. (Curiously, though, these fans are mostly white.)

PLAYING FOR KEEPS

Coming Next? Prince Harry’s Alleged Naked Romp Caught On Tape

By Elizabeth C.

THE LATEST PRINCE HARRY RUMORS PROMISE A VERITABLE BONFIRE OF VANITIES: an alleged videotape showing the fresh prince romping naked and — if we’re all to be surprised — maybe smoking crack cocaine.

Just joking about that last part, ha ha, but the alleged video definitely melds greed, fame, ambition and social class into a delicious contemporary contretemps.

A PRINCE OF A PLAYER

Splash

The Hilarious Fallout From Prince Harry’s Naked Hijinks

By Elizabeth C.

PRINCE HARRY’S SIN CITY EXPLOITS CONTINUE to generate headlines and outrage, some of them ironic. To wit:

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A VERY MODERN PRINCE

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Prince Harry Turns Royal Monarchy Into ‘We The People’

By Elizabeth C.

HENCEFORTH FROM TODAY, there is no shame in having your naked picture posted on the web. We have H.R.H. Prince Henry Charles Albert David, a.k.a. “Harry,” a.k.a. “Prince Hot Ginge” to thank for that.

In two blinks of the camera’s eye, Britain’s Harry has morphed a millennium of royal rule into “we the people.” It’s the most democratic thing the House of Windsor has done in centuries.