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Police Claim Norwegian Shooter Sought Plastic Surgery to Look ‘Aryan’

Staff

CONFESSED killer and Hitler incarnate Anders Behring Breivik underwent the surgeon’s knife to look more “Ayran,” Norway’s chief of intelligence told the Sunday Times.

“Hitler would have had him on posters,” Janne Kristiansen reportedly said. “He has the perfect, classic Aryan face,” she said. “He must have had a facelift.”

Now if she can just explain thes blond hair and blue eyes she’ll have him all figured out.