IT’S REAL AND IT’S SPECTACULAR
Filthy Rich Bank Customer Rubs It In Poors’ Faces
SOME FILTHY RICH WANKER — YES THAT’S CLASS ENVY TALKING — stopped by a Capital One ATM on June 18 for a little pocket money.
Update: Dealbreaker has outed the account owner: David Tepper, founder of the Appaloosa Hedge Fund, who keeps brass balls on his desk and rubs them during the day for luck. So I wasn’t off when I called him a wanker.
The above receipt was found outside an East Hampton ATM by someone at Dealbreaker which ran it as a blind item and gave a clue about its owner:
“Update: Apparently Mr. Receipt was our favorite brass-balled hedge fund manager who joked after the withdrawal that he “hadn’t used an ATM since Lehman.”
Over at Gawker the commentariat’s suspicious because they reason what idiot who would keep all that money in one account. And the answer is one who’s got a shitload more stashed elsewhere. The truth is it’s hard to spend a $100 million bucks.
Come on Obama, et. al. Time to tax the rich!
Via Gawker.
