CRAY CRAY

Cuckoo Alicia Silverstone Feeds Son Like A Bird

By Linda Seccaspina

ACTRESS ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS A beautiful and smart actress but, honestly, the staunch vegan really needs to find another way to feed that baby of hers.

I’m not one to judge someone’s parenting, but in a “clueless” moment, Silverstone shows us on YouTube her feeding her 10-month-old-son like a mother bird.

SIGN OF THE TIMES

Reebok Sells Women Out In Pulled ‘Cheating’ Campaign

By Linda Seccaspina

APPARENTLY INSULTING WOMEN IS THE NEW ‘IN’ THING THESE DAYS. Women around the world are taking Reebok to task for its latest ad campaign, “Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout.”

Reebok has pulled the controversial sales pitch after the news of the posters went viral and people started complaining.

DEFINING ‘FEMININE’

Protesters Defend Transgendered Beauty Sacked From Contest

By Linda Seccaspina

SUPPORT IS GROWING FOR Jenna Talackova who was booted from the Miss Universe Canada pageant for being a transgender. A petition started by a man in Brooklyn, New York, is being hosted on www.change.org to get the transgendered finalist Talackova 23 of Vancouver reinstated.

DERIVATIVE?

Project Runway Designer Rami Kashou Marries Up To Bebe

By Linda Seccaspina

PERSONALLY, I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY FASHION DESIGNER RAMI KASHOU got the boot early on Project Runway. There just seemed to be something odd about that whole scenario as I thought Austin Scarlett or Kara should have been bid adieu before him.

AND THE COWS JUMPED OVER THE ZOU

Credit: Compassion In World Farming

Happy Cows Skip To ‘Zou Bisou Bisou’

By Elizabeth C.

HOLSTEIN COWS SKIP FOR JOY AFTER BEING RELEASED INTO A U.K. PASTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SPRING.

The footage from Compassion In World Farming was uploaded to YouTube and began popping up on sites around the web Monday.

PANDERING

Deadmau5 Calls Madonna ‘F***king Idiot’ For Glamorizing Ecstasy

By Linda Seccaspina

THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVEN’T BEEN GREAT FOR Madonna, and by the looks of it, she now has daughter troubles.

First, YouTube banned Madonna’s new video Girl Gone Wild from the under-18 set for “bump and grind” and crotch-grabbing shots. Then Deadmau5, a leading producer of progressive house music, called the Material Girl out for asking how a crowd at the Ultra Music Festival if they’ve “seen Molly.”

ANOTHER KARDASHIAN PRODUCTION

Khloe & Lamar’s Marriage Strains: Real Or Feigned? And Does It Matter?

By Linda Seccaspina

IS ANOTHER MEDIA-CREATED KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE ABOUT TO HIT THE SKIDS — or is Kris Jenner up to her usual tricks again?

The ink on the Kim Kardashian “flour bombing” news is barely dry and now rumors are circulating that Khloe, 27 and her husband, NBA player Lamar Odom 32, are contemplating divorcing for the good of the show.

POMP

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Dedicated To The One I Love

By Karen Malmquist

MOVE OVER, SURI CRUISE! There’s new baby royalty in town, and his name is Ayden Parks.

Phaedra’s one-year-old son Ayden was “dedicated” on Sunday’s episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the even is more parade than church ceremony.

Mad Men: Establishing A Timeline

By Miz J

TONIGHT’S SEASON FIVE PREMIER IS EXTRA LONG, ALMOST AS LONG AS THE HIATUS ITSELF.

It’s the Tuesday after Memorial Day, and it’s sweltering. A large group braves the heat to march in a protest for civil rights. A couple Madison Avenue types — not the crew at SCDP, but some OTHER white guys with hair parted on the side — are watching from a few floors up, and start heckling, then throwing water. They hit someone, and the thrill of dropping a pitcher of water on people asking to be treated humanely just…makes them giddy. Turns out it’s a handful of jerks at Y&R — revealed as a group of protestors come up to the executive floor, with a reporter in tow to complain. One of the protestors scoffs, “And they call US savages.”

Welcome To The Mad House: AMC’s Period Drama Returns After Long Hiatus

By Miz J

MAD MEN IS BACK! No one is more excited about this than I am. Except maybe Matt Weiner, who was against going on this comically long hiatus in the first place.