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Man Of Steel Proves Super Strength In Record-Breaking Comic Auction

Staff

SUPERMAN CONTINUES TO HAVE SUPER-HUMAN STRENGTH on the auction block. A rare first copy of the first issue of 1938 Action Comics introducing Superman sold Wednesday for a record-breaking $2.16 million for a comic, the Associated Press reports.

AFFLICTING THE POWERFUL

The Difference Between Media Elites And True Journalists

By Elizabeth C.

HERE’S OCCUPY WALL STREET’S GREATEST SUPPORTER GLENN GREENWALD dropping a dime on America’s top journalists for being elitists. He takes particular aim at the New York Times former executive editor Bill Keller, the son of a former Chevron CEO, and CNN talker Erin Burnett, fiance to a Citigroup executive, for being “scornful of Wall Street protesters.”

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Guy Ritchie Goes Soppy, Anne Hathaway Gets Engaged & Kris Humphries Is Floored

By Elizabeth C.

GUY RITCHIE DOES NOT REGRET HIS SOAP OPERA MARRIAGE TO MADONNA. Anne Hathaway promises her hand in marriage -again. And Kris Humphries is shocked, shocked! at his cad portrayal in Kimmy Kardashian’s reality TV show. Today’s Love Celebrity Style is a rollercoaster.

KICKIN’ IT

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Waiting For The Shoe To Drop

By Trisha B.

LISA’S RUNNING LATE. WE SEE HER HURRIEDLY ENTERING HER GREAT MANSION, and almost immediately, Ken and Pandora starts grousing about her tardiness. The wedding planners are here!

For her invitations Pandora finally chose a fancy white fabric box, encircled in thick pink ribbon with a sparkly, diamondy clasp.

REVELATORY

My Week With Marilyn: A Luminous Love Story

By Shakenya Jackson

STANDING TALL ON CHICAGO’S MAGNIFICENT MILE IS A STATUE OF one of the United States’ most iconic movie stars. The young blonde teasingly holds down her infamous white dress in a losing battle with a gust of air: a larger-than-life Marilyn Monroe.

But a much more human Monroe is on display in My Week With Marilyn, a poignant new film based on British filmmaker Colin Clark’s relationship with the screen star while working as an assistant director for Laurence Olivier’s The Prince & The Showgirl in 1957.

MONEY MATTERS

U.S. Banks Aren’t Backing Down On Higher Fees For Customers

By Nancy Zimmerman

THANK OCCUPY WALL STREET FOR FORCING BANK OF AMERICA TO BACK DOWN on its proposed $5 monthly surcharge for debit card users. Bank Transfer Day boosted credit union deposits and left its mark on banks. Still, don’t expect banks to take it lying down.

‘REALITY’ THREATENS

Kourtney & Kim Take New York: The Marriage Plot Thickens

By Elizabeth C.

A FAMOUS SOUTHERN TRUE CRIME AUTHOR once summed up being married this way to me: All you do is sit around and listen to each other fart. That was 20 years ago and Wikipedia informs that he’s still married to the same woman, which means they’ve endured an awful lot of bad smells over the years.

THAT’S A MOUTHFUL

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: RiDICKulous

By Karen Malmquist

AFTER LAST WEEK’S BABY SHOWER BLOWOUT, LET’S GET ANOTHER EYEFUL AT Kandi’s birthday party. But first Phaedra comes by Kim’s to drop off a gift basket for her, and apologizes for her husband Apollo’s behavior at the shower. She asks if Cynthia even gave Kim a gift at the shower, and when Kim says no, Phaedra doesn’t look surprised. “Note to self: keep the ex cons and assholes off the guest list next time,” Kim muses.

WTF

The Butts Of Jokes: Jennifer Lopez & The Transsexual “Doctor”

By Miz J

OOOH, I LOVE IT WHEN FAKE BITCHES get exposed for being fake.

FREESTYLE SHOWDOWN!

How Jay-Z Can Redeem Street Cred After Grab At “Occupy” Profits

By Shakenya Jackson

WHAT DO SCROOGE McDUCK, RICHIE RICH, MR. BURNS AND RAP MOGUL JAY-Z HAVE IN COMMON? An aversion to sharing — if the the totem pole sculpture created by media whore and American sculptor extraordinaire Daniel Edwards is any indication.