MEAT HEADS

Carnage On Display: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

A STAR IS BORN! This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa finally performs her single, On Display (On Display, On Display). But first, it’s back to Punta Kana, where it’s time to reflect on the recent Team Teresa/ Team Kathy verbal smack-down. And where Joe Gorga exposes himself. Twice.

COUPLING

Love, Celebrity Style: Ashton & Demi, Liz & Shane, Jason & His Hired ‘Ho’

ASHTON KUTCHER GOT NAKED IN A HOTTUB WITH FOUR LADIES LAST SATURDAY BEFORE BEDDING ONE. Liz Hurley lassos notorious playboy Shane Warner into the promise of marriage. And Jason Biggs’s wife buys some naughty for his birthday. Sunday’s gossip needs to confess for its sins.

A RISING TIDE

Occupy Wall Street: Demanding The ‘Change’ Obama Promised

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA’S FINALLY GETTING THE PICTURE. In contrast to the New York Times‘ claim that Occupy Wall Street protesters were “pantomiming progressivism,” the movement heralds real insurgency against America’s coddled elites.

Read beyond the headlines about yesterday’s massive arrests of protesters and you’ll hear a cacophony of voices fed up with the paralysis of America’s political and financial cultures.

“Where’s Barack?,” a Brooklynite commented at the NYTs. “Still shining Tim Geithner’s shoes?

NEXT CHAPTER

Spencer Pratt, ‘Whoriest Of Famewhores,’ Goes Back To School

By Trisha B.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN REALITY TV ASSHOLES BEGIN TO SMELL? They have to get a real job.

And so, Spencer Pratt, asshole extraordinaire and former villain on The Hills, is going back to school.