WTF

Whack Wednesday! Mariah Carey’s Gets Pitchy, Steve Colbert Turns Douchey & Lauryn Hill Births Rumors

FIRST UP, LET’S TALK ABOUT MARIAH CAREY’S HSN appearance. DID YOU GUYS SEEEEEE THAT? Oh my God. It’s magical.

MYSTERY SOLVED

Man’s Skeleton Recovered In Bank Chimney 27 Years After He Disappeared

SKELETAL REMAINS FOUND INSIDE A Lousiana bank chimney belong to a former National Guardsman and circus worker who disappeared 27 years ago.

In May, Joseph Schexnider’s remains, along with his gloves, cigarette lighter, watch and wallet, were discovered inside the chimney at Abbeville National Bank, which was renovating its second floor to make more offices.

TROPHY HUNTING

Ghouls Vie For Casey Anthony Mask In eBay Auction

BIDDERS HAVE PUSHED THE PRICE OF A FREAKY LATEX CASEY ANTHONY MASK UP TO $25,000 on eBay with almost 10 hours left to go before the sale closes.

THE STUFF OF LEGEND

Dude, Wanna Buy The Big Lebowski Bungalow?

NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT: The bungalow used to shoot the cult hit The Big Lebowski has hit the market.

SINGULAR SMURFETTE

Katy Perry Is The Smiling Smurfette

POP PRINCESS KATY PERRY appears Sunday night at the premiere of the Smurfs in 3D which opens this weekend.

BUT OF COURSE

‘Luckiest Girl’ Kat Von D Confirms Split From Jesse James

By Elizabeth C.

LET’S HOPE SHE DIDN’T GET HIS NAME TATTOOED ON HER: THE seriously besotted Kat Von D. has confirmed that her romance with professional bad boy Jesse James is kaput.

(Seriously, WTF were his parents thinking when they named him Jesse James?

REALITY MONDAY

Victim Of Love Brandi Glanville Joins Cast Of Beverly Hills Housewives

By Trisha B.

MEET NEW BEVERY HILLS HOUSEWIVE Brandi Glanville. An excellent choice, I must say, as Brandi’s life is much more drama filled than castmates Camille Grammer, Kyle and Kim Richards, Taylor Armstrong and Lisa Vanderpump.

THE UN DEAD

Photo credit: Pavel Tchokalov on Flickr

Morgue Workers Flee After Would-Be Corpse Screams

Staff

A SOUTH AFRICAN MAN SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF MORTUARY WORKERS WHEN HE WOKE UP IN A CORPSE REFRIGERATOR AND BEGAN SCREAMING.

REALITY MONDAY

Christmas Presents Pain: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

WHO SHOWS UP TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH A BODYGUARD? Kim G. of course, who joins the ranks of Lil Wayne, Suge Knight, and Justin Bieber by bringing her own security to the Gorga family Christmas party.

We’re back where we left off: At the Gorga Christmas party, where Kim G. is still, well, existing, and everyone has decided to dance and drink the tension away.

REALITY MONDAY

That’s A Wrap: A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Trisha B.

SO I FOUND OUT THE BRAVO SUMMER CAMP SONG IS BY BRITNEY SPEARS. Still hate it. Let’s move on.

This long, long season is finally at an end. And, of course, it ends with another party.