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Tina Fey Plus Cats Equals Awesomeness

SURE, ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO, UNLESS YOU’RE CALCULATING awesomeness.

Case in point: the Tina Fey With A Cat” Tumblr, which multiplies two of the netizens’ favorite subjects for exponential fun.

WHO’S THE DADDY

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Kourtney Kardashian Slammed With Paternity Suit By Male Model

By Karen Malmquist

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER D-BAG trying to leech off the royal Kardashian family.

As we’ve all heard, a “model” named Michael Girgenti is claiming he’s the father of 3-year-old Mason Dash Disick, and now he’s filed a paternity suit against Kourtney Kardashian. Back in March, in a desperate bid for publicity, Girgenti told In Touch Weekly that he and Kourtney had a tryst in Miami, exactly nine months before Mason’s birth on December 14, 2009.

Girgenti is demanding joint custody of the boy as well as DNA tests to prove he’s the father.

LITTLE USHER IS RECOVERING

Usher Retains Custody Of Two Sons After Near-Drowning Accident

AT LEAST FOR NOW, USHER RETAINS CUSTODY OF THE TWO SONS HE SHARES WITH ex-wife Tameka Raymond.

A Fulton County judge in Atlanta allowed the famous singer to maintain primary custody of Usher, 5, and Naviyd, 4. Usher’s ex was seeking custody after the eldest boy nearly drowned Monday evening when his arm got caught in a pool drain. The boy remains hospitalized although he’s reportedly laughing and eating.

Tameka Raymond, 42, sought the emergency hearing claiming that the singer is away from home 85 percent of the time due to work commitments. “I’m not in the know of what’s going on with my kids. I don’t know where my kids are, who they’re with,” she testified. “I can’t even speak with my kids when they’re with him.”

She also testified that the singer’s pool has no fence or proper covering. Her attorney told the Read more →

ALMOST FAMOUS

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Deflating Adrienne Bailon

By Karen Malmquist

IF THERE’S A CURE FOR FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE, The Real star Adrienne Bailon needs one.

As she and her co-stars await a pick-up for the new talk show, the former Cheetah Girl is conveniently keeping herself in the gossip headlines. A few weeks ago, it was the fake boyfriend she created to get Rob Kardashian to leave her alone after the break-up. Yesterday, she said Britney Spears “can’t hold a conversation.” Today? The people at Disney compared her to a porn star.

Anything for ratings, right?

‘ONE OF THE MOST PLEASANT HUMAN BEINGS’

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Nic Cannon Writes Loving Letter To ‘Sister’ Amanda Bynes

By Elizabeth Coady

NIC CANNON PROVES HE’S A CLASS ACT by penning an open letter of love and support to his troubled “sister” Amanda Bynes.

Cannon, who starred with Bynes during the five season of Nickelodeon’s All That 14 years ago, published the lengthy emotional letter on his personal website.

FOREVER YOUNG

Lea Michele Tweets Cory Monteith ‘Forever’ In Her Heart

GLEE‘S LEA MICHELE TWEETED A SWEET PHOTO OF HERSELF WITH CORY MONTEITH TODAY, while taking time to thank fans for their empathy and support following his death.

“Thank you all for helping me through this time with your enormous love & support,” tweeted Michele, who included the intimate photo of the two TV stars smiling above. “Cory will forever be in my heart.”

THE DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE

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Rakish Jeff Bridges Gives The Once-Over To Gushing Jennifer Lawrence

SHE MAY BE AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS, BUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE proved she’s just a fangirl, at least when it comes to Jeff Bridges.

While being interviewed on-camera at Comic-Con by Extra, the Hunger Games star turns into a smitten school girl after spotting Bridges being interviewed nearby.

“Hi! I’m such a big fan!,” she exclaims as she runs over and embraces the “The Dude”. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry. Sorry, good to see you. I’m sorry for interrupting. There’s cameras everywhere!” Then the wise interviewer turned over the mic to Lawrence to interview Bridges. (Give that man a bonus. )

‘LUCK’ RAN OUT

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Jury Rules ‘TheDirty’ Defamed Ex-Bengals Cheerleader

By Elizabeth Coady

A N AUTOPSY IS PLANNED FOR MONDAY ON THE BODY OF CORY MONTEITH, Glee‘s resident do-good heartthrob.

Monteith, 31, was found dead inside his room at the Fairmont Pacific Rim hotel in downtown Vancouver. His body was found by hotel employees after he failed to check out.

SPLITSVILLE?

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Are Khloe & Lamar Kaput Over A Stripper?

By Miz J

IS IT TRUE?

Long-suffering Khloe Kardashian has reportedly kicked serial-cheating hubby Lamar Odom out of their house.

The last straw, apparently, is a D.C. stripper named Jennifer Richardson, who Lamar’s been seeing for a full year—including last Christmas Eve, according to RadarOnline.

‘BEST LOVE’

Giselle Bundchen Shows Her Soft Side With Baby Vivian

HERE’S A FREEBIE FROM SUPERMODEL GISELLE BUNDCHEN, who posted the sweet snap of her nuzzling her baby daughter on Instagram.

”The best love in the world!,” cooed Mrs. Tom Brady on the social media about her precious cargo, 7-month-old Vivian. The tot is Giselle’s second child with New England Patriots’ star Tom Brady. The couple are also parents to Benjamin, 3; Tom also shares custody of 5-year-old Jack with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.