‘ELECTRIC’

Watch Premier Of MTV’s Hilarious ‘The Show With Vinny’ Here

By Karen Malmquist

VINNY GUADAGNINO’S The Show with Vinny debuted on MTV and flipped the talk show concept on its head in the best possible way.

There’s no studio audience or monologue, but there’s plenty of Italian food and a creepy uncle popping in every now and then. The guests on the inaugural episode are Lil Wayne and YouTube star Jenna Marbles, and things go surprisingly well for a talk show that takes place at his mom’s house.

Vinny tells his mom, who’s preparing dinner, that Lil’ Wayne is his Tony Bennett, so she needs to be cool. Before Weezy comes over, he puts on clothes from the rapper’s clothing line. “It’s the first time I’ve ever changed for a guy in my life,” he deadpans, then later says, “It’s almost creepy how excited I am right now.”He’s a real fan, he’s and super nervous, but I think anyone would be if Lil’ Wayne was in their house.

NO TURNING BACK NOW

Snooki & JWoww: Free Falling

By Karen Malmquist

ON WHAT IS POTENTIALLY THE MOST ROMANTIC EVENING OF YOUR LIFE, HOW DO YOU emotionally prepare for a question that could change your life? If you’re Jenni Farley on Tuesday’s new Snooki & JWoww, you drink yourself into oblivion.

Last week we saw Roger whisk Jenni away in a gorgeous guidette mobile on their way to Roger’s fake-me-out proposal. Only Jenni doesn’t know it’s fake.

Now Jenni’s heart is in her throat. She’s in a pink and black limo: her favorite colors. She’s having sensory overload. Since she’s so nervous by the time they arrive at the restaurant, she decides to get trashed to calm her nerves.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Snooki & JWoww: Arriving Screaming & Kicking

By Karen Malmquist

THE MOST IMPORTANT BIRTH OF THE COMMON ERA IS HAPPENING: baby Lorenzo is arriving on Snooki & J-Woww! We’re picking up where we left off last week, with Nicole scared and in tears as she enters the final stage of labor. Her giant Miss Piggy eyelashes flutter in frenzy as she realizes that this child will not be born the same shade of orange as his parents.

Oh god, here come the tears. Nicole is almost done pushing, and everyone is in the waiting room with their ear to the door, sobbing as they hear Lorenzo enter the world.

BROACHING NEW WATERS

Snooki & J-Woww: Rocks & A Rockem Sockem Baby

By Karen Malmquist

OH BABY! LORENZO IS FIST PUMPING A little too hard inside of Nicole on Tuesday’s episode of “Snooki & J-Woww”. Nicole is on the verge of an emotional collapse as she enters her third trimester, but it doesn’t stop her from giving Jenni a reality check about her out-of-this-world engagement ring demands.

So last week, Nicole got a call from Jionni, letting her know that he is in the hospital. She’s worried, saying she’s going to go see him, but his mom Janice advises her to rest and put her feet up and that he’ll be fine. Nicole leaves for the hospital anyway, because she is way too worried about him.

SNIFF SNIFF

The Day Debauchery Died: Mourning Jersey Shore

By Karen Malmquist

WE’VE HAD A FULL DAY OF HEALING AND YET THE WOUNDS REMAIN RAW AS WE recover from one of the most devastating events in television history: the death of Jersey Shore.

THE END OF AN ERA

Jersey Shore Finale: Overly-Attached Guidos

By Karen Malmquist

BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE BEFALLS US, BEFORE FIRE SPILLS FROM THE SKY and the Earth’s crust splits open, let’s take a moment to reflect on the final episode of Jersey Shore. Of course, it can’t be too sappy. There are unmentionables making their way into the roommates’ mouths, and we experience yet another horrific moment in Nicole’s life. But dammit if this isn’t one of the saddest finales in television history.

MAGIC MIKE & THE WANNABE MEATBALLS

Jersey Shore: A Recipe To Shake It

By Karen Malmquist

AMERICA’S STRIPPER OBSESSION CAME TO A SCREECHING HALT Thursday when the Jersey Shore‘s ‘The Situation’ turned out to be a not-so- “Magic” Mike. It’s nice to see that he’s bonded so well with the roommates this season, but if he wanted them to take him seriously again, maybe trying to relive his stripper days wasn’t such a great idea.

NO HARD FEELINGS

Jersey Shore Recap: Waking Ghosts In The Machines

By Karen Malmquist

AS THE END APPROACHES FOR OUR FAVORITE HOT MESSES, the Jersey Shore gang to put their differences aside and hug it out like a couple of reunited drunk college girls at a party.

LATE BLOOMER

Jersey Shore Recap: Drunk Deena Keeps Walking The Line

By Karen Malmquist

NOW THAT DEENA’S SOBERED UP AFTER HER ARREST, it’s time for round two on Thursday’s Jersey Shore, this time with more hysterical crying.

Nicole almost sets her house on fire, Ronnie learns a little too much about Deena’s sex life, and Vinny and Pauly finally have the romantic photo shoot they’ve been dreaming of. But first…

SANDY SURVIVOR

It’s A Miracle Of — Antiobiotics? Jersey Shore‘s Seaside House Unscathed By Sandy

By Karen Malmquist

NOT SINCE NOAH’S ART HAS THE THE WORLD read such harrowing taleS of impending doom. Yet while Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc up and down the Northeast, the devastation really hit Seaside Heights, New Jersey. But not to worry: no juice heads or gorillas’ blowouts were harmed in the storm. At least, no famous ones.