By Elizabeth C.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
Here’s Kelsey Grammer along with fourth wife Kayte Walsh at a Halloween bash at the Playboy Mansion (with newborn Faith in tow). The Boss star looks suitably creepy in a vampire cape, while Kayte looks uncharacteristically glamorous in blond wig with the nose bandage. Is that the point? The Daily Mail thinks Kayte was dressed up as Kelsey’s ex Camille Grammer, reporting that the bandage may have been a cut at the Real Housewife’s rumored plastic surgery. But isn’t it possible that the bandage is from Kayte’s own rhinoplasty? Her nose is unrefined by Hollywood standards (i.e — plastic), and it seems entirely plausible that she’d go under the knife after bagging herself a moneybag like Grammer. And a Halloween costume would be the perfect cover to venture out in public.
Grammer denied the claims, suggesting that any similarities to his former wife were coincidental.
”Kayte dressed as a witch (her hat was missing as she had removed it because her wig was itching and it was hot),” he told the tab. “I threw together an uninspired Dracula.”
I so want to believe this line. Because if the costume really was intended to mock Camille, it’s telling sign that the fourth Mrs. Grammer is doomed to be another ex. Or maybe is the perfect pathological partner for Grammer. Because if the Mail is right and she’s dressed as Camille, that means the duo plays with poison together, and eventually it will make this couple sick.
Or maybe Kayte’s just compensating for hooking up with a married guy. Making Camille look bad is a way to rationalize her own choices. And if she is, she isn’t doing her marriage any favor.
Should we all ready ourselves to read about wife No. 5?