WHAT’S REAL?

Kate Moss In Vanity Fair: ‘Johnny Depp Took Care Of Me’

By Elizabeth C.

T

HE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED FACE OF FASHION doesn’t want you to see her for who she really is.

“I don’t want to be myself, ever,” Kate Moss tells Vanity Fair for its December cover story. “I’m terrible at a snapshot. Terrible. I blink all the time. I’ve got facial Tourette’s. Unless I’m working and in that zone, I’m not very good at pictures, really.”

MR. & MRS. GHOUL

Credit: Reuters

Did Kelsey Grammer’s New Wife Dress Up As Camille For Halloween?

By Elizabeth C.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Here’s Kelsey Grammer along with fourth wife Kayte Walsh at a Halloween bash at the Playboy Mansion (with newborn Faith in tow). The Boss star looks suitably creepy in a vampire cape, while Kayte looks uncharacteristically glamorous in blond wig with the nose bandage. Is that the point?

SANDY SURVIVOR

It’s A Miracle Of — Antiobiotics? Jersey Shore‘s Seaside House Unscathed By Sandy

By Karen Malmquist

NOT SINCE NOAH’S ART HAS THE THE WORLD read such harrowing taleS of impending doom. Yet while Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc up and down the Northeast, the devastation really hit Seaside Heights, New Jersey. But not to worry: no juice heads or gorillas’ blowouts were harmed in the storm. At least, no famous ones.

LET YOUR FREAK FLY

Masks on sale at Party City; No, the Mask at left is not ‘Dead Bruce Jenner’

Halloween Is Not Synonymous With ‘Heidi Klum’

By Elizabeth C.

SO HEIDI KLUM HAS CANCELED HER ANNUAL SPOOKTACULAR HALLOWEEN PARTY. The model-turned-TV host blamed it on the freak Sandy that blew into her town. “Canceling my Halloween party…postponing to a haunted Christmas,” she tweeted along with a snap of herself in soggy New York. “Hope you & your loved ones are safe after the storm.”

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND?

Disney Co. To Star Wars‘s Luke Skywalker: ‘I Am Your Father’

By Elizabeth C.

LUKE SKYWALKER HAS A NEW DADDY THANKS TO Walt Disney Co.’s $4.05 billion purchase of George Lucas’ Lucasfilms and its sister production companies, Industrial Light & Magic and Skywalker Sound.

Disney announced the purchase Tuesday at the same time revealing plans for a seventh, eighth and ninth film in the Star Wars franchise, Fox Entertainment reports.

YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT

Credit: AlongMyTravels on Flickr”

Super Shots From The Superstorm Sandy

By Elizabeth C.

THE EAST COAST’S MASSIVE CLEANUP IS UNDERWAY. MILLIONS OF RESIDENTS REMAIN WITH OUTPOWER. The consensus on Superstorm Sandy: “worse than the sum of its parts.”

Sandy is too friendly a name for this monster. New Jersey Gov. Christie declares his state has suffered “absolute devastation, while New York Mayor Bloomberg characterizes the storm as “probably the worst” in New York’s history.

DEFYING NATURE

This East River Jet Skier Laughs In Mother Nature’s Face

THERE’S ONE QUESTION POSED ON Jeffrey Riehle’s Flickr page about this lunatic jetskiing on the East River in the hours before Hurricane Sandy struck New York City:

THE ‘SANDY’ CONSPIRACY

Sandy Crashes New York’s Go-To Destinations On The Web

By Elizabeth C.

GAWKER CRASHED MONDAY NIGHT AND, FRANKENSTORM BE DAMNED, I WAS ready to point the finger at a whole host of the Manhattan website’s enemies: reddit, Hulk Hogan, the government’s secret program, and a suspect with the means to pull the plug: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg who revealed how he rises to a challenge during a Sunday press conference on the storm. We’ve always suspected it, but now we know literally, that this man has a hard-on for power. Of course, Gawker was only too happy to share the news.

FOR REALZ THIS TIME

Levi Johnston Gets Tongue-Tied, Sweats Profusely, While Exchanging Wedding Vows

By Elizabeth C.

LEVI JOHNSTON, PLAYGIRL PINUP AND PERPETUAL THORN IN SARAH PALIN’S SIDE, MADE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF HIS SECOND BABY MAMA over the weekend.

Johnston, 22, married girlfriend Sunny Oglesby in an evening ceremony in Wasilla, Alaska, Sunday before a gathering of about 100. Inside Edition reports that he flubbed his vows, sweated profusely and looked nervous during the affair.

BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS

New Jersey’s Sodom — Atlantic City — Goes Under Water

By Elizabeth C.

IT’S A STORM OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO IT ONLY MAKES SENSE THAT THE STAIN known as Atlantic City gets a good scrubdown.

“The city’s basically flooded,” Willie Glass, the city’s public safety director, reportedly said. “Most of the city is underwater.” Part of the city’s historic Atlantic City Boardwalk has been washed away and the worst is yet to come.