WTF
The Butts Of Jokes: Jennifer Lopez & The Transsexual “Doctor”
By Miz J
OOOH, I LOVE IT WHEN FAKE BITCHES get exposed for being fake.
You all remember those terrible Fiat commercials with Jennifer “I Can’t Act My Way Out of a Paper Bag” Lopez? The ones where she goes back to the Bronx and she’s all, “This is my world” and shit? Yeah, turns out she never actually WENT to the Bronx, just had a stunt double phone it in for her. Can you imagine being that actress?
It’s like, the easiest money you ever made, pretending to be J.Lo. Every move she makes is to stare at herself in a reflective surface or manner. This news makes me laugh because it comes on the heels of her AMA performance, where she shamelessly pimped that ride for half of her pathetic “Papi” number. It even prompted?uestlove to tweet, “Yo. i know i just didn’t see that damb fiat. i KNOW i didn’t just see that friggin FIAT,” to which John Legend responded, “That had to be the most shameless thing I’ve ever seen in a performance. I was genuinely shocked.” Frankly, I’m still so sick of this broad from that whole Bennifer thing back in ’03. I wish she’d just sit on that big ass of hers and shut up. In fact, I wish we’d stop letting no-talent
skanks get famous just because they have big asses.
Because big asses make serious trouble. I know you all have heard rumblings about “injection parties” with Botox — and now there are similar parties for butt injections so other women can finally have asses like Kardashian and Lopez. Aside from the fact that this is a terrible thing to aspire to — aim higher, ladies — it’s straight-up dangerous.
Oneal Ron Morris, a transsexual woman posing as a doctor, has been going around injecting her patients (and HERSELF) with a toxic mixture of flat tire sealant, cement and mineral oil, leaving them with complications and, um, well, I’m guessing they look kind of like she does?
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