‘REDUCED TO CULTURAL STEREOTYPE’

What Happens When Woody Allen Meets The Wolverine

AT LAST WE LEARN WHY THE WOLVERINE’S EVOLVED FROM “immortal traveler …struggling to learn who he is”: He’s the Jewish anti anti-hero, creating a real schism in his super hero personality.

Or so he is as envisioned by the “Woody Allen” imposters at @OfficialComedy, who dub themselves “YouTube’s ultimate destination for all things funny.” Here Wolverine’s a clumsy schlump who has trouble managing his, uh, super power while wooing Rogue.

“I spend all these years worry about death,” he laments to his shrink. Now that I’m indestructible all I can worry about is sex. I mean, trying heavy petting with katanas coming out of my hands.”

“Your claws only come out when your neurosis peaks,” his Freud tells him.

“It’s always peaking. Yesterday I went to scratch my head and lost an ear. I’m like Vincent Van Gogh but only worse with women.”

Yes, he’s a mutant, yes he’s an outcast, but at least he’s among the Chosen few.