BURNED
What Do Vampire Tears Look Like, RPatz?
WHAT DO VAMPIRE TEARS LOOK LIKE?
Do they taste salty like the immortal sea? Do they drip red like blood? Do they burn the souls of those who made them fall?
Tell us, RPatz.
Everybody’s favorite vampire boy has fled the home that he shared with Kristen Stewart, who proves definitively that she’s mere mortal after having gotten caught in an embrace with one who was not her love.
The tabloids are having a field day with the insta drama provided by the snaps showing Stewart looking oh so cozy with director Rupert Sanders.
People magazine reports that Stewart’s longtime love Robert Pattinson has left the couple’s Los Angeles home. “I’m not sure they’ll be able to recover from this,” a source tells the mag about the couple who met while filming the Twilight trilogy. The anonymous spy added that Pattinson “is heartbroken and angry.”
Meanwhile, a disheveled and teary Stewart appeared in public for the first time since snaps of her indiscretion were published and only hours after she released a statement apologizing to Rob.
”I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardised the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”
A source tells People: “Kristen really loves Rob more than anything. He’s all that matters to her right now.”
We guess Kristin has ,manifested the drama that she yearned for last month in an interview with Elle. “I feel boring,” she said in the interview. “I feel like, ‘Why is everything so easy for me?’ I can’t wait for something crazy to f–king happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f–k me over! Do you know what I mean?”
We do now, Kristen, we do now.
