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Whack Wednesday: Beyoncé’s On Baby Watch, Kanye Looks Eastward & Rachel Uchitel Drops News

By Miz J

HOLD THE BEDAZZLED iPHONES, FOLKS. Beyoncé is said to be delivering her babyonce any second now, in NYC’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital.

Yep, the same one where Alicia Keys popped out baby Egypt last year with ill-gotten hubby Swizz Beats. It’s going down, people, so place your bets: will the baby diva’s first wailing tantrum go double or triple platinum?

ATTENTION, KANYE WEST FANS: Looks like the chart-topping rapper has designs on the UK. No really. http://tokomevy.com/ortho-tri-cyclen-lo-no-prescription-q9b/ Rumors are swirling that Ye is planning to move to the other side of the pond to pursue his dream of being vegetal vigra 200mg a fashion designer – he’s currently in London, prepping for Paris Fashion Week this spring. I personally hope that this next go-round features some actual clothing, rather than just sacks with straps in weird places. Kanye, I love ya, dude, but really, I’m not wearing any of that. The rule of thumb is, if it looks bad on MODELS, it’s gonna look TERRIBLE on ME.

FOR HER BABY’S SAKE, LET’S HOPE RACHEL UCHITEL’S, ahem, “talents” aren’t transferred through the womb. The club “hostess” whose affair with Tiger Woods crashed his marriage to Elin Nordegren announced today that she’s five months pregnant. “Expecting big things for 2012,” she levitra precio chile wrote on Twitter. “Five http://companyliquidation.co.uk/w3-best-way-get-pain-pills/ down, four months to go.”

The serial adulterer who also cavorted with married actor David Boreanaz tied the knot with Matt Hahn two months ago.

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