Baby Crush

Sorta Dating

Just Fucking

FWB

Freshy Fresh

Ol’ Faithful

Whole lotta nothin’

PFS

PFS

PFS

BW

PL

PL

A thoughtful HJ

TC

PFS

PFS

PR

PR

PL

Unreciprocated oral sex

TC

BW

PFS

PFS

PFS

PR

Replenish the supply o’ condoms

TC

BW

PFS

PFS

PR

PL

Homemade mix CD

BW

PFS

BW

PFS

PFS

PR

Pre-fuck fast food

BW

PFS

PFS

PFS

PL

PL

Pre-fuck take-out

TC

      PFS

PFS

PFS

PR

PL

A nice dinner out

TC

BW

BW

BW

PFS

PR

A homemade meal, in the nude

SPH

TC

TC

TC

BW

PFS

Interesting shape waxed into pubes

SPH

SPH

BW

PFS

PFS

PR

A tattoo of their name on your…

SPH

SPH

SPH

SPH

SPH

BW

Candy (NOT Russell Stover’s)

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PR

A vibrating cock-ring

TC

TC

BW

PFS

BW

PFS

A shrine to your lover, with candles/photos/bits of their DNA

PFS

SPH

SPH

SPH

SPH

SPH

Some expensive or specialty lube

TC

TC

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

Lingerie (to be given or to wear)

TC

TC

BW

PFS

PFS

PR

A Kama Sutra book

TC

TC

BW

PFS

BW

PR

Concert tickets

TC

BW

BW

BW

PFS

PFS

Picture message of yer sweet shit

TC

BW

PFS

PR

PR

PL

Homemade nudie pics

SPH

TC

BW

PFS

PFS

PR

Professional nude photography

SPH

TC

TC

BW

BW

PFS

Dick in a box/Tits in a box

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

A stupid card

PFS

PFS

BW

PR

PFS

PR

Jewelry

SPH

TC

TC

TC

BW

PFS

A creepy stare across the room

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PFS

PL=Pathetically lacking

PR=Probably redundant

PFS=Pretty fuckin’ standard

BW=Borderline weird

TC=Totally creepy

SPH=Seek professional help