THE CRYING GAME

Transgendered Dad Ironically Claims Chaz Bono ”Stole His Thunder”
THE WORLD’S FIRST “TRANSGENDERED FATHER” THOMAS BEATIE does not like the word ‘no.’
Beatie was born a girl who felt like a boy who neverthless still wanted babies. So Beatie got testosterone shots and grew a beard, but kept his uterus intact.
He used that uterus to deliver two sons and a girl — then rode “freak” to fame on Oprah as the first “pregnant man.”
But that wasn’t enough for Beatie who applied to appear on So You Think You Can Dance and never heard back from producers. Now he’s kvetching to TMZ that “Chaz Bono stole my thunder’ after Cher’s transgendered son was cast in the dance competition show. Which is funny because that’s how some women feel about the “male” Beatie having kids.
“I wanted to try my new body out. I’m an athlete and I know I would have excelled.”
Quick, someone call Logo TV! There’s got to be something available for Beatie on reality TV.

























