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Love Celebrity Style: RPatz Moves Out, January Stays Mum & Kanye Keeps Kim At Bay?

By Elizabeth C.

OLD VAMPIRE STORIES NEVER DIE, THEY’RE JUST REVIVED TO HAUNT OUR DREAMS ANOTHER DAY. And so we report that the on-again-off-again love between Twilight bloodsuckers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has grown moribund once more.

The comely duo reportedly got into a huge row on Pattinson’s 27th birthday on May 13. A source told Hollywood Life that “Rob is not treating Kristen like a princess and she’s getting fed up with it. He’s not as into it as he was before the cheating — not giving her special treatment like he used to. She feels unloved and that’s why they fought. They’re not split, but they’re holding on by a string.”

But then on Sunday photos emerged of Pattinson driving a pickup truck filled with belongings he allegedly fetched from Stewart’s house. “Suitcases, a bike, trash bags full of his things,” a source tells Life & Style.

SURPRISING NO ONE?

Liberty Ross Files For Divorce From Rupert Sanders

By Elizabeth C.

SO MAYBE THE SCANDAL WASN’T A PUBLICITY STUNT? Model Liberty Ross has filed for divorce from her director husband Rupert Sanders who was caught in flagrante delicto with actress Kristen Stewart.

TMZ reported Friday that Ross filed paperwork in Los Angeles Superior Court and is seeking joint custody
of the couple’s children ages 5 and 7.

FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU

50 Percent In Internet Poll Think The RPatz-KStew Romance Is A Fraud

By Elizabeth C.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN VAMPIRE LOVE? Not the fake kind that gets spoofed in a screwball comedy that reaps $80 million at the domestic box office? No, we’re talking about the storied love that happens on Twilight movie sets between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Apparently there’s a lot of skeptics about the so-called affair between the sparkly twee Robert Pattinson and the more complicated Stewart. The two stars who play Edward and Bella have reportedly been entangled in vampire love for nearly as long as Twilight movies have been in theaters.

A MANY SPLINTERED THING

Love Celebrity Style: RobStew Rekindles, Rihanna & Chris Suck Face, George & Stacy Crack?

By Elizabeth C.

LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY, AT LEAST IF YOU’RE lucky enough to be Robert Pattinson or Rihanna. The actor famous for sucking blood and the singer infamous for sucking face (with chris Brown) have both been recently spotted with the lovers who done them wrong.

VAMPIRE LOVE NEVER DIES

The Showmance Is Back On: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Reportedly Reunite

By Elizabeth C.

TWIHARDS EVERYWHERE REJOICE! Twilight actors Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are once again a contraction: “Robsten” is reportedly living under one roof. And we can all once again believe in rainbows and fairytales, mermaids and unicorns.

RETURNING TO FORM

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Kristen Stewart Sizzles On Toronto Red Carpet

By Elizabeth C.

SHE SURE CLEANS UP NICE WHEN SHE WANTS TO.

Kristen Stewart braved the red carpet in Toronto tonight for the first time since Us Weekly published photos of her making out with her director on the Snow White & The Huntsman film. The 22-year-old star immediately issued a heartfelt apology but the damage was done to her three-year romance with Robert Pattinson.

That was July 17, and since then there have been numerous reports that a chagrined Kristen was subsisting on Red Bull and ciggies and just generally skipping over hygiene. But tonight at the Toronto premiere of On The Road a film basedon Jack Kerouac’s road trip novel, Stewart was dressed to impressed — and maybe even cause Pattinson’s temperature to rise to fever. The star looked stunning in a sequined floral gown by Zuhair Mura with her hair pulled off her face and falling around her shoulders.
“I’ve loved this book since I was 14,” Kristen gushed to the media.

Just hours earlier she was spotted wearing one of Rpatz’s T-shirts on her way through the Los Angeles airport where she was catching a midnight flight to Toronto.

CONTRADICTION IN FLESH

The Curse Of Kristen Stewart

By Elizabeth C.

POOR KRISTEN STEWART. She didn’t ask for fame, never wanted it, still hates what it demands. But there she is, looking stunning on the October issue of British Vogue, paying the price that modern movie stardom requires:

BREAKING UP MAKES CAPITAL GAINS

Love, Celebrity Style: Real Estate Edition

By Elizabeth C.

NOW THAT THE VAMPIRES’ LOVE NEST HAS BECOME DARK AND FUNEREAL, Robert Pattinson is selling the Los Feliz home he shared with accused “trampire” Kristen Stewart. Camille Grammer is ditching the Malibu mansion she once shared with cheating ex Kelsey Grammer. And Ellen DeGeneres has flipped the modern Malibu spread she snapped from Brad Pitt last December. Today’s Love Celebrity Style plays house.

STINGY IN LIFE, STINGY IN LOVE?

Did Robert Pattinson’s Cheapness Cost Him Kristen Stewart?

By Elizabeth C.

GOSSIPS AND TWIHARDS HAVE LEARNED A BLOODY LOT ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON since Kristen Stewart was caught grinding on another, thus emotionally stomping on RPatz’s heart.

Discovery No. 1 — he’s cheap. Pattinson himself confessed to this as the reason he was sans publicist when Kristen was caught with her pants down, figuratively speaking of course. The absence of a professional spin doctor left the Twilight star sputtering during his first outing on The Daily Show post publication of snaps showing K-Stew canoodling with Rupert Sanders. While we love that Rob didn’t actually dish on her, he was verbally clumsy and didn’t have much of anything to say. He could have made us all happy by simply joking that vampires don’t cry.

AB BLASTER

Kristen Stewart Surfaces, Reveals She’s Been Working Out

By Elizabeth C.

FINALLY, IT CAN BE REVEALED WHAT KRISTEN STEWART HAS BEEN DOING WHILE hiding away in her vampireless bunker: sit-ups.