‘I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU’
Tabloid Claims It Has Sexy Audiotape Monica Lewinsky Made For Bill Clinton
BECAUSE NO NOTORIOUS SCANDAL EVER TRULY DIES, just in time for the 2016 presidential race, The National Enquirer resuscitates the Monica Lewinsky-Bill Clinton scandal.
The tabloid claims its editors have gotten their sticky hands on an audio recording of Monica Lewinsky using sexy talk on Bill Clinton. The former White House intern allegedly can be head offering to get naked for the notorious ladies’ man and concocting a movie date night with “boxed dinners.”
“You can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over,” Lewinsky reportedly teased Clinton.
The tabloid also got hold of love letters that the intern allegedly penned to the president after he broke off the illicit relationship. “For the life of me, I can’t understand how you could be so kind and so cruel to me…,” she lamented in one letter. “What did I do to deserve this? I am seriously depressed because of everything that has happened… I have lost profoundly both professionally and personally, and in a toss-up, our personal relationship changing has caused me more pain.”
The audio, which runs 3:47 minutes long, a allegedly was recorded in November 1997, just two months before the sex scandal broke nationwide. The audio, believed to have been destroyed, was allegedly kept “by someone hired as a cleaner by people close to Lewinsky,” according to the tabloid.
‘I was supposed to shred everything in late 1998, but for some reason I kept this material,’ the cleaner confessed to the Enquirer.
We’re guessing that just about now Hillary Clinton wants to barf in her own boxed lunch: the former First Lady and Secretary of State is strongly presumed to run for the Democratic Presidential nomination in 2016.
