QUICK — CAN SOMONE PASS LINDSAY LOHAN SOME WET NAPPIES TO wipe her presumed sticky fingers? The perpetual problem child (and plastic surgeon’s patient) is now officially a suspect in a $100,000 heist from a Hollywood Hills home.
Homeowner Sam Magid dialed up the police a week ago to report missing jewelry and sunglasses — just about the time Lilo and her assistant Gavin Doyle attended an all-night party at his house.
TMZ says that Magid — described as “insanely wealthy” — later retracted his statement but police nonetheless are still investigating. The popo “believe they have independent witnesses who can finger Lindsay and Gavin as the thieves” — which the tab laughingly suggests is bad news for Lindsay. It claims because she’s already on probation for theft of a necklace from a Venice jewelry store, “she could go to jail if she violates probation by stealing more jewelry.” Hahaha — that’s a good one. Lilo’s been in and out of the L.A. courts so often over the last several years that she’s probably gets invitations to bailiffs’ weddings and baby showers. So now, in addition to drug and alcohol abuse, and erratic driving, we can add kleptomania to the list of Lilo’s suspected disorders. According to the May Clinic, kleptomania may be linked to problems with low serontonin levels, which is “common in people prone to impulsive behaviors…[and] may be related to addictive disorders.”
Paging Dr. Drew: time to up Lindsay’s Prozac dosage.