By Elizabeth C.
FILE THIS ‘OUTRAGEOUS IF TRUE.’
The National Enquirer claims disgraced ho dog Tiger Woods has asked his ex-wife Elin Nordegren for her hand in marriage again. And, amazingly, the tab reports the 33-year-old mother of two is actually considering it — as long as Tiger puts a $350 million “anti-cheating” clause in a prenup.
“Tiger stopped by Elin’s rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split,” the tabloid alleges (Via The Sun. “It took them both by surprise, but they’ve continued to find alone time when they’re both at their homes in Florida.”
Now how the Enquirer has spies in their bedroom is hard to know, but this is the same publication that first reported Woods’ fell prey to the chase for magic pussy, so we’ve got to give it some due.
Also believable: Tiger’s never quite gotten over Elin. Gone is the cocksureness and swagger that defined him on the golf course before that fateful 2009 Thanksgiving crash which led to the world knowing of his horndiggity hijinks.
Once perennialy ranked the No. 1 golfer in the world, Tiger had fallen to No. 23 by late 2011 before opening 2013 at No. 3.
The tab reports that the “Cablanasian” fell to his knees Christmas day and re-proposed to the mother of his two children, Charlie, who turns 4 on Feb. 9, and Sam, 5.
“The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin,” the tab quotes a source saying. “He’s dated a lot of models and bimbos but none of them were more than a one-night stand.”