By Elizabeth C.
OH, LOOKIE. SOME WANKERS MADE A FUNNY BY CREATING A What If Adele Was Mrs. Doubtfire tumblr. And a lot of bloggers with penises jumped on it (figuratively speaking, we think) to ride it into the ground.
Buzzfeed’s Dave Stopera (who must be the younger, less genetically blessed sibling, of that site’s adorable Matt Stopera) entitled it “The Most Important Tumblr Of The Year.” Which on the web frequently means that a friend created it. It also makes you wonder if Dave has any contextual sense of the word ‘important.’
Uproxx’s Josh Kurp labels it “brilliant” and “horrifying.” He’s right on the last part.
Gawker’s Neetzan Zimmerman seems a bit more ambivalent, as though he doesn’t want to really offend the cool kids. “Sure, why not?” is how he headlines his blurb on the joke.
Gawker commentator Gawker deleta est sums it up best:
“This is just a fat joke wearing drag.
Ding ding ding ding! That’s the correct answer. And a bad joke at that. We’re guessing the Tumblr’s is sixteen years old with a Netflix account.
Here’s hoping that in their real lives these boys wouldn’t be able to bag a bearded lady at a circus. (With apologizes to bearded ladies.) And because we have eyes, we felt compelled to publish 10 reasons — starting with reason no. one shown above — why Dave Stopera is full of shit. The woman is gorgeous and would look good in a paper sack.
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Now excuse yourselves boys to go masturbate in the bathroom.