After tiring of MySpace approximately three years after everyone else (including your mom), Rupert Murdoch signed up for the social media club over the holiday and he's showing his true troglodyte. He's giving shout-outs to all the politicians he wants in his pocket -- President Obama, Mayor Bloomberg, Rick Santorum, and jokes that his "frightened" about what he may say.

But if you were hoping for maybe some 140-character tidbits yanked from the voicemails of the famous, for once, you’re following the wrong guy.

Turns out ol’ Rupe’s tweets are less interesting than that research I did for my seventh-grade science report on silt. I mean, at least I LEARNED something while I was researching: “Silt is created by a variety of physical processes capable of splitting the generally sand-sized quartz crystals of primary rocks by exploiting deficiencies in their lattice.” Murdoch’s tweets, like, “Back to work tomorrow. Enough idling.” Makes me want to put him on trial for boring me to death. What’s that? Oh.

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