Tabloids Hit The Motherload? Jen Aniston's Pregnant?
Tabloids Hit The 'Motherload?' The Buzz Is Jen Aniston's Pregnant
AS RUMORS GO THIS ONE'S THE MOTHER LODE: JENNIFER ANISTON IS REPORTEDLY PREGNANT. Prepare for the tabloid onslaught.
Everybody's favorite Mrs. Lonelyhearts, always detoured on love's highway, showed up at screening for HBO's Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory with a swollen belly. (And no, it was not the kind you get from being starving thin or suffering a bad case of gas.) For now, at least, Jen appears happily stuck at the hip with beau Justin Theroux whom she started dating last May, even plunking down $21 million for an 8,500-square-foot Mid-Century Modern mansion in Ooh La La Bel-Air, Calif. to reportedly nest with him.
Until we get official confirmation, we should all keep breathing because this is the gazillionth time such rumors have hit the web. Jen's belly watch has spanned more than a decade but so far has only conceived tears and jeers from the coliseum. But what makes this rumor more believable is there's a photo accompanying the whispers and it does indeed look like Jen's hiding a secret.
A friend who shall remain nameless tells Look magazine that Jen "wouldn’t have wanted to make a big deal but she must be so excited. If anyone ever asked if she was worried about running out of time, she’d reply, ‘I’m absolutely having kids there’s not one doubt in my mind’.”
Normal 42-year-olds couldn't make such optimistic claims, but when you're a wealthy celebrity apparently even your uterus obeys your commands. But there are few people we'd feel happier having such power than the former Friends star whose husband ditched her for the increasingly haughty Angelina Jolie.
Get ready for the Jennifer Aniston-Angelina Jolie baby wars!
Tags: Brangelina , Buzz , Celebrities , Expecting , Tabloids
