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Barbie To Get New Plastic Friends: The Kardashian Sisters!

By Elizabeth C.

MATTEL'S PRETERNATURALLY ENDOWED BARBIE IS GETTING NEW FAKE FRIENDS: US Weekly reports that the famous busty airheads will make their plasticity official when they are sold as Barbie's new BFFS.

Read Human Barbie Turns 7-Year-Old Daughter Into Frankenstein: Promises Her Lipo & Implants.

"The dolls will reflect the girls' measurements and may even come in Kardashian-designed outfits," a secret source revealed to the magazine. Mattel declined to comment, but the plastic product we know as Kimmy dropped her own hints when on Christmas Day she tweeted "Merry Christmas Barbs @BarbieStyle! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!." And then later added: "I'm sure we will be seeing lots of each other!Shopping soon!Xo RT @BarbieStyle: Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian! See you in 2012?"

E! confirms that the limited-edition "Dash dolls" will be released later this year and model clothing available at the family's clothing boutiques.

No word yet on whether Kris Humphries will be emasculated in mold form as Ken has lived his entire plastic life; or does it matter since she's already done it to the human?

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These girls are going to get known for the negative. They are going to have to do something extraordinary to offset the negativity that they were a part of after all.

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