We're all gonna have to stand here and watch her burn: Us Weekly reports that Rihanna, 23, has been secretly diddling her former abuser Chris Brown for more than a year. "She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A.," an insider tattles. "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well." Another source blabs: "Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that." Brown, 22, famously attacked Rihanna nearly three years ago and was ordered to stay away from her by the courts. Brown's spokesperson denies the claim; Rihanna's people didn't comment. If he fools you twice, girl, shame on you.

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez retweeted her boy toy's declarations of timeless, ageless love. "Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant,'' dancer Casper Smart wrote on Twitter earlier today. "Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite." He followed that up with : "Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining. We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; Love and be happy!"

Lopez, who's 18 years older than Smart, retweeted his maudlin sentiment. Didn't they learn anything from Demi and Ashton?

And just days after a gaunt Angelina Jolie ruled the red carpet in a cream and red Vercase at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards, OK! claims that the vixen is pregnant with her seventh child and fourth biological child.

"It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's at a point where she is telling a select group of people," a tabloid quotes a source. Another insider blabs: "Angelina is really savoring every moment. she's having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

Of course it is: She and Brad collected a reported $21 million for selling the rights to photograph their newborn progeny. Another child would no doubt guarantee a few million more in their coffers.