Some have joked that Xtina might have eaten at Ihop before the funeral and it was renegade maple syrup dripping down; others have speculated aloud if it was her flowing menses. One thing for sure: Aguilera was not wearing stockings of any kind, and the drip begs the question of whether she was wearing 'other' things on that very sad day.

Did she visit the local hairdresser and have a nether dye job gone wrong?Was it just a sloppy spray tan as some claim? One thing is for sure that every single day that goes by she has me wondering if she andJersey Shore's Snooki really are twins that have been separated at birth.

Linda Seccaspina loves snark and scandal and can't wait for Beyonce to get busted for faking her pregnancy. She writes regularly for the dating site Zoomers. Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee.