She tells him that Taylor told all of them that same thing. Now Camille doesn't want to go to the White party. Adrienne says she doesn’t want to go now either, she’d feel weird with the Armstrongs there. Paul says they should be banned, everyone else shouldn't stay away. Adrienne’s exasperated when she says dealing with Taylor is draining. Paul mentions that the group is supposed to all fly to Hawaii for Mauricio's birthday. He’s adamant the Armstrongs shouldn’t attend now. Adrienne says friends don’t threaten to sue friends. But who’s really friends in this group?

Lisa, radiant in hot pink, and Ken, Pandora and Jason are ready to judge a band auditioning for the wedding. Even the entertainment comes to them. Gosh, how great must it be to be rich. You only have to leave your fabulous place to go to another fabulous place, never to a supermarket or laundrymat. The band, Rouge, is really great, providing a smooth Latin groove. Crazy wedding planner Ken wants a 20-piece band; Lisa says she doesn’t want an orchestra and this group is just right. Pandora and Lisa start to move their hips. Soon everyone is dancing. Lisa loves the music and it’s just what Pandora and Jason wanted. As the band’s singer croons a slow one, Lisa gets teary. Everyone agrees, this is the band.

Plans are unfolding at the other big party on the horizon. In a NOH8 T-shirt and ponytail, Kyle and her party planner Glenn greet workers arriving with a truck full of flowers and furniture. There will be white tents with either a black or white chandelier. Kyle tells us she’s crazy to plan the party right after moving. She's getting her hair done and tells her hairdresser she wonders if Kim is bringing Ken. Kyle’s nervous about it. Never guessing that that will be the least of her problems tonight.

With her hair pinned up she gets a call from Adrienne who tells her about the Camille’s letter. Kyle’s wide-eyed and open-mouthed when Adrienne finishes. “Oh my God,” she says. Adrienne says she wonders if she’s getting a letter, or if Kyle will be next. She tells Kyle she doesn’t want to attend the party now. Kyle not having that and asks her to please come. After she gets assurance from Adrienne that she will come, Kyle says she’s going to call Taylor.

Kim and her daughters, Whitney and Kimberly, are having dinner in what looks like a hotel room. When one of them takes notice of the shiny ring Ken gave her she immediately tells them it’s just a promise ring and pulls her hand away. She changes the subject to the White party. She tells them she’s bringing Ken and asks them to be kind and nice and friendly. They promise not to start anything.

We see workers buzzing around Kyle’s backyard -- lighting candles, putting tiny lights in the trees, arranging furniture -- getting everything ready. It really does look AMAZING when they finish, especially with the gorgeous chandeliers. Good job, Glenn. The Range Rovers start pulling up to the curb. Brandi’s here with her friend, Jennifer. Kyle invited her before Brandi accused her of poking her, which was part of the fracas at Brandi’s Malibu belly dancing bash. But Kyle decided not to disinvite her, and gives her a kiss when she comes through the door. Now here comes Camille and DD after all. Camille tells us she doesn’t want to discuss the anything with Russell tonight but she knows she also doesn’t want to see them.

Lisa and Ken, dolled to the nines as usual, arrive next. Kyle right away steers Lisa off and tells her about the Taylor situation. Lisa, very unhappy, asks her what she’s going to do. Kyle says Camille only repeated what Taylor said. Lisa worries she’s next on Russell’s list of victims. Kyle hasn’t been able to reach Taylor so the only thing she can do is wait until she arrives and tell her she can’t come in. This is more than OMG, this is Oh, My, Jebus.

Here’s Adrienne, sparkling in white, holding hands with Paul. They join the ladies to discuss the dilemma they find themselves in. Paul is turning into the Simon of the group -– the seventh housewife -– nose always in, ready to pontificate. Lisa says Russell has no reason to sue anyone. She and Kyle argue over who feels worse about the crisis. Lisa says she tried to call and text Taylor to warn her, then she tells Kyle to ask Adrienne what to do. Adrienne, always ready with advice, tells Kyle that Taylor put them in this position and she probably has no clue this was even going on. Kyle is hyperventilating now, she asks Mauricio to feel her heart.

Here come Kim and Ken. Kim tells us she’s so used to coming to these parties alone. Kyle promises us to be nice to Ken but she’s not bending over backward for him. Who’s asking her too? Kim greets her BFF Dana warmly and starts introducing Ken around. Lisa describes him to us as… pleasant. Kim and Camille hug. Camille says they seem happy together and she doesn’t usually see Kim happy. Camille is wearing a lot of eye makeup, more than I’ve ever seen on her. Guess she’s getting back out there as a gay divorcee. Why Dana feels she has to show everyone a silly photo of her and Brandi together, I don’t know. Where did it come from? She doesn’t seem to be carrying a purse. Anyway, it sets Kim off because, you know, Brandi is dead to her. When Dana says they’ll get to be friends, Kim tells her she’s not making up with Brandi and threatens to break her other leg if she comes up to her. This kinda talk makes Kyle more anxious and she walks away not happy. She’s got enough on her plate with Taylor and Russell on their way.

Next thing you know, Kim has Brandi cornered in an alcove and is telling her she doesn’t like her and never did. Brandi tries to apologize but Kim isn’t having it, telling us Brandi’s "icky.” They go back and forth about how it went down at the party when Brandi called her a methhead and told Kyle to, “Bring it on, bitch.” Brandi tells her to watch the finger she’s wagging in her face and Kim emphatically says “I will not.” The look on Brandi’s face as she purses her lips, says “Uh oh, here we go again, I’m getting ready to get thrown out of another party cause it’s going down with this bitch.”

Yikes, the tension of the Armstrongs imminent arrival is killing me. But we’re still in between Kim and Brandi’s stupid spat. Brandi tells us she’s knows Kim has "issues" and she thinks it’s substance abuse, so she’s just gonna let her go off on her. Ken and Brandi’s friend Jennifer by the two, staring uncomfortably. Kim talks about Brandi’s potty mouth and Brandi lets loose with a torrent of cussing. They continue to bitch back and forth until Kyle comes to break it up. Then Kim tries to get her daughters involved, saying, “My daughter has something to say too.” Brandi says she’s not fighting with children.
Meanwhile, Taylor and Russell get into their limo talking about how much fun they’re going to have at the party, how long they’re going to stay, how great they both look. Oh, God.

Adrienne starts giving everyone a script to say to the Armstrongs but Paul says just go out and tell them they can’t come in. Lisa says Taylor may not know about the lawsuit because she didn’t know Russell was sending her emails. In the limo, the Armstrongs talk about how they left Vegas just to come to Kyle'S party. If it were anyone else…

Back at the White party Kyle is turning redder by the minute. Taylor tells us she told Russell what happened at the tea party during counseling and he was not happy. Jeez, this woman does not know when to keep the trap shut.

As we see the limo moving through LA traffic, back at the party Paul says Taylor is always about the drama and that it’s ridiculous. Kyle’s biting her nails as Taylor and Russell exit their limo. She runs to meet them on the walk and tearfully tells the Armstrongs the Camille email means they can’t come in. Taylor claims she didn’t read it, Paul says they can’t be near Camille because of the lawsuit. Taylor continues to tell anyone who’ll listen she had no idea about the lawsuit. Kyle keeps crying and Adrienne is the one to tell them this is not a good time for all of them to be together. Taylor says she thought it just told Camille not to repeat the information, not a lawsuit. Someone asks Russell exactly what it said and he says it said he would sue Camille. I guess he meant it was a threat of a suit not an actual lawsuit. Taylor looks stricken and Russell’s jaws are working. But really, how does Russell think he’s gonna threaten to sue a rich Hollywood bitch like Camille and think he can still swing with the crew.

Mauricio says the situation has gone beyond Camille -- everyone feels involved and nobody wants to get sued. Paul says the Armstrongs should go, so Taylor tells them to enjoy their party and they turn to get back in the limo. Kyle runs after them and gets into the limo to say how bad she feels. Adrienne bends in and says Camille is afraid but Taylor’s not having that. She protests that Camille wouldn’t have come if she was so afraid. Taylor says she repeated an exaggerated version of what she said, that Russell knows all about it. Kyle is surprised by that, then Russell says Camille got carried away, that what she said was not true. Adrienne says not that’s what she heard. Kyle walks away. She tells us she’s never had to do anything like that. Lisa says it’s a mess for everyone but still wonders who they’re next on their list to sue.


Next week - the party continues. But does it really every stop with this crew?