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Credit: CMA Awards

Kim Kardashian's Sham Marriage Makes A Catchy Country Tune

By Elizabeth C.

Credit: CMA AwardsIT'S OFFICIAL: KIM KARDASHIAN'S EARLY ABORTED MARRIAGE is the stuff of overwrought Country love songs.

If Saturday Night Live's cutting spoof of the reality star's divorce wasn't proof enough that shame has darkened the house of Kardansia, then check out last night's skewering on the Country Music Awards by Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood and Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet.

Paisley joins the singers then sets up the gag: "I think you forgot to sing a song about what's weighing on everyone's mind in this room."

"Our global economy?," asks Underwood. "A nuclear Iran?,'' quizzes Paisley.

"Noooo," Stonestreet answers. "The divorce of Kim Kardashian and what-his-name!"

After the crowd laughs and some other quick banter, the three start the tune, an adaptation of Randy Travis’ Forever and Ever, Amen:

"I'm gonna love you forever.
For 72 days, Amen.
As long as Justin Bieber is not a conceiver.
As long as Taylor Swift is with her current boyfriend!"


Then Paisley asks "I mean, what's wrong with Hollywood today, they can't commit" before he boasts of the relative longevity of his relationship and that of other Country Western royals.

Then the song resumes:

"I'm going to love you for $20 million dollars
For a hit TV series
For pics in Us Weekly
For 72 days, A--men
.

With everybody getting (well-deserved) potshots in and her former publicist saying her marriage was a "sham," it's no wonder some are asking if Kim's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.



And in case you missed it, here's SNL's wickedly funny spoof of Kim's mock TV divorce special. This is the punishment she and her mother get for whoring out their lives to TV producers.



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