There are some things that MTV's prima pipsqueak wants you to know, like she went to college to become a veterinary tech thank you very much. ("I've actually worked with ducks, drew blood from a horse, and stuck my hand in a cow's ass," she brags.)

And she plans on having four kids in the future: Frankie, Isabella, Giana, and maybe Jionni Jr. (Yes, she said that.)

And her ideal date hot spots are Ruby Tuesday's and Dave and Buster's. (Opportunity knocking!)

And she would make a fabulous addition to The Office. "I would have been the one to replace Steve Carell and take over,'' she tells GQ. "I could be a boss."

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, shared these and other details during a well-deserved break from filming her reality hit on MTV.

"It feels good,'' she says over a plate of baked chicken and salad. "We filmed for like four months straight so the fact that I don't have a camera following me anymore is pretty nice."

About that filming, she says the producers should consider not showing the gang drinking and having sex so much in the future. "They think that if they don't show us drinking and hooking up then it wouldn't stay successful, but I think that if they showed the sober side of us people would like it even more and it'd even change people's minds about us."

Fat chance of that happening, but even Snooki's realistic enough to know that won't happen. "Jersey Shore is always going to be Jersey Shore," she says knowingly." If you want to break away you have to do something not with Jersey Shore."

In the meantime, she's busy socking her money away (unlike the Situation, whom she says is already broke) and expanding her brand into her own lines of clothing, perfume, tanning lotion, eyelashes and nail polish.

Oh, and she's also on a diet. "I'm going to be 98 pounds again,'' she says, "and everyone can suck it."

For more fascinating facts, like who she'd vote to be the next president and what TV show she watches, pop on over to GQ.