"Miss Moore"? "Therefore?" Here's betting that a lawyer is the secret source of the latest rumor on the broken couple.

As bona fide gossips already know, Ashton got busted for sticking his weewee in Sarah Leal's pee pee on his sixth anniversary to Demi. Star magazine claims that Leal, a wannabe actress and obvious class act, texted a friend saying, "I [bleeped] Ashton Kutcher Friday night, lol." In her defense, Ashton allegedly told his jolly hos that he and Demi were separated -- something that his neighbors seemed to second to one gossip site.

"She desperately wanted to save their marriage,’ the Mail's source said of Demi. "‘But the Sara Leal story was a hard one for Kutcher to deny because it was backed up by the seedy photos of him partying."

The Twitter-happy lovebirds have been uncharacteristically quiet since the news broke fittingly at a website called "TheDirty." And while wags report the couple have been spotted at L.A.'s Kaballah Center for "counseling," - and both are still wearing their wedding rings -- no doubt the ovaries of Hollywood's leading lady starfuckers are getting primed for Ashton's alpha sperm.

Kutcher, 33, is 15 years younger than Demi, 48, and has no biological children of his own. The couple talked frequently of trying to have children when they first married but that plan has obviously not been fruitful. Now a reality TV "relationship expert" speculates to Celebuzz that Kutcher is "acting out" because he can't have a biological family.

"She’s going into that menopausal, hysterectomy stage of life — which is not exactly hot for Ashton," speculates Tough Love's Steve Ward. And as crassly as he put it, perhaps he has a point.

Despite the age difference, Demi and Ashton's appeal for each other was palpable through the camera lens. And even if divorce is inevitable, it hurts remembering the way they were.