"I have known Ashton before he was even Ashton, just plain Chris and I can tell you this. He is a good guy but he is no dummy and he is always looking for someone to help him and once that is doen (sic) they are gone. I see nothing wrong with Demi but he used her because she and Bruce are well connected in Hollywood and that opened many doors for Ashton. To me he will always be Kelso which is a character very close to his real personality."

Who knows if this is the truth, but it sure sounds believable. Kutcher's birth name is "Christopher Ashton Kutcher," and Kelso is the character he played on That 70s Show that propelled him to fame. Wikipedia describes him as "the dim-witted pretty-boy of the group, coasting through life on his good looks. His behavior is very much in line with a stereotypical oversexed lunkhead or a male-bimbo."

The 6 foot 3 inch heartthrob with chiseled features has been trading on his good looks since being tapped by a modeling talent scout in 1997.

"Modelling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know,'' IMDB quotes Kutcher as saying. "I'm blessed with that."

And here's another quote found over there: "Looks fade. Don't get too attached."

That line seems particularly prescient as Kutcher looks headed for divorce from his 15-year-old wife Demi Moore after being outed as a manslut. Demi's still beautiful, in part due to her own generous use of plastics, but the 33-year-old Kutcher is apparently irresistible to the ladies.

Meanwhile, TheDirty's Nik Richie estimates that for selling her story, Leal has bagged "$620k so far in exclusive deals. It pays to f*ck Ashton Kutcher."