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The Ins & Outs & Ups & Downs Of Some Real Housewives

By Trisha B.

Trisha B.BEING A REALITY TV HOUSEWIFE SEEMS LIKE THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING. And no, we're not talking STDs.

According to an the porn trade mag AVN, a new line of adult toys known as “Bedroom Kandi” will be added to the roster of products now being sold by various housewives.

As we all know Atlanta Housewife Kandi Burruss likes to talk dirty and is all about the sexy. In addition to her Bravo gig, every Wednesday, she delights on her Internet radio show, Kandi Koated Nights.” Now she’s translated that all that talk into bow-chicka-wow-wow action.

If you’ve ever wanted a rabbit-style vibrator that connects wirelessly to your IPod or IPhone, check out MyBedroomKandi.com.

Former New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel manages to stay in the spotlight even without a television show. The Huffington Post reported this week that despite earlier claims that Frankel pocketed $100 million from the sale of her line, the former reality TV star only earned $8 million for the company.

But Forbes claims that the $100 million figure they originally reported still holds up. And Bethenny herself is pooh-pooing the HuffPo's numbers. When asked if the magic number was $8.1 million, she laughed and said, “Come on. That it could be the fastest growing booze brand on the market and have sold for that little is just preposterous. I’m going to be paying a hell of a lot more than $8.1 million in taxes.”

Why oh why couldn’t I had have a terrible childhood, blubbered about it on TV and drunk my way to millions?

When Kim Zolciak first laid eyes on the rear end of Atlanta Falcons Defensive End Kroy Biermann, it was love at first bite. Yes, her eyes lit up and she looked like she wanted to bite that bum like a ripe, red apple -- crunch! I know the feeling.

And unbelievably, pure lust, it seems, has turned to love as Kroy has decided to upgrade from baby daddy status. The couple got engaged this week and Zolciak is telling everyone the wedding will be part of a spin-off. TMZ reports that that bombshell has not yet been confirmed by Bravo.

So is Kim leaving Atlanta? We’ll just have to wait and see.

On a less productive note, Real Beverly Hills Housewives' Kim and Kyle Richards are not the only Housewife sisters on the outs. US Weekly reports Jersey girls Dina and Caroline Manzo are currently not speaking. It seems Dina remains close with Teresa Guidice while Caroline now hates Teresa’s guts.

Caroline now says she realizes she was wrong to let the insufferable Guidices into her life. And that she’s going to give herself time to know people before judging them, regretting behaving badly to the Gorgas. It may be show editing but I’ve always thought Teresa was a bore, and a stupid one at that. Bravo has proven me right this season. The show could really do without her, the Gorgas are much more fun.

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