I can't imagine growing up in the spotlight with every move I make consumed by fans. Justin Bieber is the poster boy for Facebook's latest Timeline feature, designed to make every user a star.

Here's Justin with his girlfriend Selena pulling off a fantastic spoof of "Brangelina 2.0" (yuk yuk) just days after saying he wants babies and marriage by the time he's 25.

Who's gonna be the one to tell him that he's guaranteed to have a few if he starts to bed the ladies? Who wouldn't want a baby with him? Hell, I'd entrap him for a Bieber baby -- the boy is such a romantic. And rich, don't forget rich!

Just last night, the Biebs whisked Selena to the Staples Center for a private viewing of Titanic. The smooth move even has Perez Hilton cooing niceties.

"Great job, Biebs! Really. That was astounding,'' Mario gushed. "Selena, you've definitely found a keeper here. Never let go, Selena. NEVER LET GO!!!"

No matter how Bieber's Timeline ends, it's gonna be a fantastic story. One that I'm sure we'll be available for streaming online.