Through Bethenny I found out that Kelly's one of those "girls" who never remember women she’s met, just men. That is, unless the woman can do something for her. Hello, Countess.

Then, this year, I momentarily thought she was a voice of reason in some of the more precarious situations on the show. Silly me. Towards the end of the season she was just as judgmental, haughty, condescending and simply wacko as her cohorts, LuAnn and Jill.

So I recently took a tour to KellyLand. The place everyone, including Kelly, says she lives.

As Kelly never fails to remind us, she’s nice! And nice people do nice things. She really, really wants to go to Africa to help build a school.

She wants to get up close and personal to the "turmoil." But, being the capricious free spirit that she is, she misses her plane by 10 minutes. Ten minutes. I guess she was busy… around town? So did she just arrange the next flight out? You know, the school and checking out the turmoil firsthand thing. Oh no, she’s off to Vegas to check out shiny red and blue diamonds with Russell Simmons! She managed to make that flight because she was already at the airport.

I can understand being embarrassed by leaving a store you frequent without paying, but it happens. It’s certainly happened to me. But I wouldn’t be embarrassed enough that I wouldn’t go there again. Would you? Kelly would. Or maybe the name dropping is better three blocks away.

And finally, who buys a large shark snout to hang over their mantle when their child has expressed an acute terror of the creatures? Guess. Kelly. The damn thing is lunging out of the wall and her poor daughter will never see the living room again.

I was right all along.