"This is a message for Emma Stone, Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And sex (he rolls his eyes.) And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard. And it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to. These are the only discernable signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're very special. And I wish you continued success, and artistic fulfillment but most of all I wish you love and contentment. That's all. .

Then he whispers to camera: "I love you. I do." Watch it below and wonder.