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January Jones Sends Shivers Down Her Make-Pretend Son's Spine

By Miz J

Miz JFOLKS, IF YOU THOUGHT THAT BETTY DRAPER WAS colder than a frozen Botox needle, then listen to what's being said about January Jones.

Jared Gilmore, the young gun that just resigned from AMC’s ever-popular drama Mad Men for a part in ABC’s Once Upon a Time, said: "Be careful around January. She's not as approachable as the others. She's really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice."

Listen, kid, just because you’re not on the show anymore, that doesn’t mean Betty Draper won’t slap your face next time she runs into you at the grocery store. Or take your BB gun and bust a few caps into your pet bird. Or hang out with that weird kid down the block and totally embarrass youOMG.

What I’m saying is, better beef up that security, kiddo.

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Gilmore who recently left AMC’s television drama reportedly told his replacement, “Be careful around January. http://bit.ly/nnKwCl

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