Type in "Kardashian wedding" in Google News and it'll spit out more than 3,000 links to stories delivering drivel about the wedding. The event is believed to cost in excess of $10 million, the cake a reported $15,000 -- but none of it's allegedly costing the Kardashians a penny because the spectacle is really just a production for the E! television network. And because reality TV isn't real, this wedding stands a zero chance of lasting beyond two television seasons.

"Oh gosh, let's all start counting down the days until Kim Kardashian's divorce,'' wrote PopBytes' Michael Knudsen on Twitter. "Which is bound to happen."

"I'm like really hoping this is one and only Kim Kardashian wedding,'' tweeted Ljubica Isakovic. "I'm not sure world could stand another one."

In true sorority meanness, SororityGirlProblems tweeted, "HOW TO PROVE YOU ARE AN IDIOT: Compare Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kate Middleton's wedding in any other way than in an ironic sense."

The cruelest cut of all? That honor goes to GabeBearNation who sniped, "Thanks OJ, if you didn't kill two people, none of us would get to be watching Kim Kardashian's wedding yesterday."

Yet no one captures my disdain over this faux wedding with more humor than the rubber-faced kid who videobombed CNN's report on the wedding. Kid, you are my hero.