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Britney Spears' Turns 3-Year-Old Niece Into YouTube Tool

By Elizabeth C.

YOU'D THINK Britney "Involuntary Hold 5150" Spears would know better than the average basket case to thrust a three-year-old in the spotlight, shine it on the web and then cheer loudly when the lights go out.

But families perpetuating the sins of parents is what keeps shrinks in business after all.

Here's Brit's kid sister's daughter Maddie chirping the sexually suggestive lyrics to Auntie's Up N Down.

"The beat just dropped and the room got sex-y
You're watching me there no one else around
I know that kids want candy
Up and down, up and down, up and down"

"Sooooo adorable!," shills Brit, in what has got to be the most psychologically-unaware promotion evar. I mean, why not throw in a pole dance too?

I used to make excuses for Britney. But God help these people.

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