Spears' ex-security guard Fernando Flores is suing the popster for sexually harassing him for allegedly sashaying in front of him naked or barely clothed. Now Flores turns the screws tighter by claiming BritBrit didn't bathe for days, reeked of cigarettes, farted and picked her nose unselfconsciously.

"Spears had obnoxious habits, such as chain-smoking -- making her smell continually of stale tobacco. She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and apologetically and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane. She did not bathe for days, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks," Flores in court papers.

Brit's lawyers respond in court documents: "These allegations are clearly designed to prejudice Ms. Spears in the eyes of the public and the Court. These allegations are not only wholly irrelevant to Flores' claims, but they have no basis in fact....Flores attempts to sully Ms. Spears' reputation by claiming she acted in bizarre ways."

Britney's defending herself against the allegations, telling friends "he's a liar," according to TMZ.

Here's my take: it would be breaking news if Britney didn't fart or pick because that would make her inhuman. And didn't we all know Brit was having some mental health issues a few years back? If Flores wants us to believe he has a claim, he'd be better served sticking to the pertinent facts.

Oh, one more thing: I didn't pick a nasty picture of Brit to run because that would have been too easy. I feel sorry for anyone who's always hunted by cameras because who looks good all the time?