Tamra and Eddie, on their way to Spain. While in the limo to the airport she tells Eddie she texted Alexis to thank her for the party invite and Alexis bit back about her bringing the mace. Joke, joke, joke, but she didn't get it. Tamra says she's changing the more she hangs with Gretchen. But I think she’s always been a grouch. Tamra's going to bring a dildo next time. That'll show her holy ass.

Alexis, chatting with Gretchen, says Vicki apologized for mace but Tamra has no shame. Gretchen thinks it's all about timing, as if they're comedians. Which, in a way, they are. Gretchen's joke with the evil eye hat was right on point, but Tamra's bringing mace to a party was déclassé. Alexis says they have got to stop with the tit for tat. It's rude, she says. Stop it.

Vicki tells us her family doesn't get her but her work family does. I would too if you were paying me Vicki. I'd get the hell outta you. She tells Brianna to cool it with the liquor 'cause her dad's an alcoholic. Brianna says that's part of her control. Vicki gets tired of her family saying she works too hard. She asks. "Where do they think the money comes from?" I hear ya, sister. They like to eat the cake but can't be bothered shopping for the flour. Everyone's enjoying Vicki’s money but her right now and that’s not right.

Ah, Seville, Spain looks absolutely delicious. Gorgeous. They stay at an ultra-modern hotel with rose petals on the bed and a view of gabled rooftops. Wow, this trip is for 10 days. Will they make it?

Gretchen so looks like a pageant queen. Her storyline is still on the surprise anniversary party. God, when is this party? Please be this episode.

Peggy, on her way to her breast enhancement, finally starts thinking about elective surgery and her babies. Do you think the kids would rather have their mother, wonky breasts and all, or be motherless as you die with perky pointers? She also thinks this will help her feel better about her postpartum. Huh? Then she starts boo-hooing, thinking about things that could go wrong and leave her kids motherless. Too late now, dude, you have the cap on. Now Micah tells us how nervous he is. Afterwards, he gives her giant diamond earrings in a rosebud jewelry box. Oh God, "push" presents. Now "boob surgery" presents. These people have way too much money. I guess he's saying, "Thank you honey, for my new breasts."

Vicki thinks she gets more respect at work than at home so that’s why she gravitates more to work. VICKI, you pay those people, they do whatever you say. To "get" you. I’m sure they work hard for you but I’m also sure you probably pay them well. She chastises an employee, a girl she’s known for years. But she actually swats her on the fanny for leaving early one day and not coming back. The girl asks if she can smack back. I dunno, I wouldn't want to be that... familiar with my boss. She says she treats her like a daughter but hey, Vicki, business is business. From other situations I’ve seen I think she’s way too familiar with the young folks.

We finally begin the surprise anniversary weekend. Thank you, Jebus. It really is sweet, though. Sickening, syrupy sweet. Gretchen rented them the same kind of car they had back in the day, a Mustang. They watch their reeled wedding tape together then limo to a secret location.

Gretchen and Slade arrange the hotel room and when the parents arrive tell them that they are renewing their vows. They are surprised but this is a day of surprises. I really had the impression that this was going to be a big affair with family and friends. Guess I was wrong.

Shooting snaps in Spain. Self-described "shopping whore" Tamra entices Eddie to pose for a picture -- with her as a Spanish maiden, with fan, and he as a matador. They both dress up and really look great. What a fun vacation, wish I were there!

Lunch talk turns to kids. Eddie wants his own. Tamra almost chokes on her drink. She tells us she is 43, has 4 kids and needs more like a hole in the head. Then she tells him they'd have beautiful kids. Sucker. She ain’t having no more kids. As she tells us, she’s just reeeeeeeling him in. They’ve got a lot of vacation left, why spoil it now.

Peggy's back home and looking fine. Alexis, good godly neighbor that she is, brings a casserole. They both tell us that Peggy didn’t want to be as buxom as Alexis. They chat about Alexis’ "dress line." Then Peggy shows Alexis her boobs. We just get a glimpse, nothing special. Then Alexis pompously tells us that Peggy should have used her doctor. Won't tell us why, says it’s too graphic. What she means is that they don't look a scintilla as good as hers.

Slade and Gretchen's dad have a talk about Gretchen’s lack of interest in marriage. Slade tells us he thinks Gretchen is living her wedding fantasy through her parents. Gretchen says no, no, no! She’s doing it simply because her parents are awesome. Gretchen says they raised her right and she appreciates them. Says her mom raised her with integrity. When I think "integrity," I think Gretchen. Don’t you?

God, soul mate talk from Tamra. It’s too soon, Tamra. Just because he laughs at your jokes and takes you to Spain, please. But she just knows, ya know. Just knows.

Ai yi yi, Gretchen even got the same pastor that married her parents originally. Sweet ceremony. Sweet, sweet, sweet! The parents get married again and Gretchen tells us Slade is just Mr. Right Now. Poor puppy Slade.

Tamra, shopping for a little beach picnic with Eddie, gets ignored by a shopkeeper she thought didn’t speak English, but he did. Ha. Maybe he just doesn’t like cameras or reality TV people. The couple talk Simon and what it takes to make a man happy on the beach. Tamra makes Eddie happy. Then she hikes up her white bikini bottom and they run off into the surf. She tells us that there were always conditions with Simon and Eddie lets her be herself.