She eventually got kicked off the show but why was she put on in the first place? For her "celebrity?" Ha.

Regardless of the Salahi’s shenanigans, most of DC’s storylines have already faded from memory. But I hope Stacy hooks up happily with her African family and Cat finds a new love with her cheeky self.

Miami's housewives are dull and, to tell the truth, the Miami women aren'tt very likable. They had a series of cooking classes/dinners with each other, trying to out-Chef each other. Yawn.

The OC is chugging right along with everyone waiting for the day Tamra throws something in Jeanna’s startled face. And although Atlanta’s Kim wanted to be a pop star and Sheree now wants to be an actress, it’s Nene Leakes, with her new nose and breasts who’s appearing on Celebrity Apprentice.

New York's Bethenny Frankel is the Housewife who has really made a killing off the show. Besides obtaining the husband and baby she’s always wanted, she’s worked herself into her own brand. She recently sold her Skinnygirl (low-calorie alcoholic drinks) brand to Fortune Brands. The Smart girl plans to keep control by staying on to direct development and marketing. She was a housewife who wasn't married and had more mouth than money but I swear one day she’ll be able to buy and sell that Jill Zarin. And I will laugh and laugh.

In the meantime, I may have a month or two off the shows which were becoming ... well, ungainly. I guess BravoAndy doesn't believe in moderation, but how long can you watch well-off folks buy expensive shit. I never thought it would get old, but it has. Maybe it’s the economy. Or the facts we keep hearing about the top 5 percent of the country owning 95% of it’s wealth. So souring. I never wanted Louboutins but I used to like watching people shop for them.

I think if Bravo (and BravoAndy) keep adding cities it won’t work. Or maybe the canning of these two new editions will make room for a long-awaited Dallas Housewives. Oh, that I would love to see, all those brassy women with big hair. Wonder who Bravo has next on its cancellation list?

TV-a-holic Trisha B. returns to the Real Housewives of Orange County beat after spending several months on the wagon. Oops, she's not addicted, she's just winning.