GETTING MUSHY

This British Royals' Wedding Portrait Screams 'Eat Me!"

THIS PARTY PLATTER REPRODUCTION OF PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON'S ENGAGEMENT SNAP IS NOT INTENDED TO BE SOME SLY WAY OF SAYING "EAT ME!" TO THE QUAINT IDEA OF ROYALTY. Honest.

Rather, the U.K. restaurant chain Crown Carveries that commissioned the edible and nutritionally-balanced copy of official engagement portrait, says it "wanted to give the happy couple a tasteful memento of their special day," says retail operations director Martin Gosling. And we'll believe you if you say so, Martin.

Chopped carrots, cauliflower, turkey and peas should keep well over the years.

Via AOL.