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Countdown To Grammys: Cee Lo Green's *F**K You*

By Elizabeth C.

YOU KNOW YOU GOT A KEEPER WHEN WHITEY WANTS TO CO-OPT YOUR SONG, and that's exactly what happened with Cee Lo Green's Fuck You was covered by the lily white Gwynnie Paltrow.

Green's infectious ditty about the heartbreak of coming in second with the girl of your dreams is salve in itself for the lovelorn. There's power in those words -- Fuck You! -- and there's pleasure in the curse.

Green's hit was so contagious that the musically-morphing Paltrow showed off her singing chops to the world while belting out a sterilized cover on Glee. (All the more reason to hate your perfect white ass, Gwynnie!)

Sunday night, when his hit is up for Record Of the Year, Cee Lo performs his irresistible throw-down with Paltrow herself. OMF Gawd. I am so jealous. Fuck you, Gwynnie!