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P. Diddy's Parties Are So Hot That Strippers Catch On Fire

Staff

FOR YOUR SATURDAY AMUSEMENT, HERE'S A CLIP of P. Dippy -- I mean Diddy -- recalling to British talker Graham Norton when firefighters were called to one of his legendary New York parties.

A stripper in a hot tub caught her hair on fire. Something to do with the candles nearby. Why she couldn't just dunk her head underwater is beyond me. But thank God she didn't because how else would we ever have heard this mythmaking story?

If you heard it once, you heard it a zillion times: the rich are different from you and me.