MISS ANTHROPE

Invitation To A Beheading: Meet Doll Photographer Mariel Clayton

By Elizabeth C.

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG: BARBIE IS A PSYCHO BITCH.

But, nooo, we couldn't see past her blindingly perfect smile and her too-small waist and her hypnotic blue eyes. No, we had to be dazzled by the playa who gets played all the time.

Guess she got sick of pretending and took it out on the jailers who imprison her inside her perfect plastic smile. Her perfect image.

Be careful what you wish for, boys.

That's our snap analysis of the doll photography of Mariel Clayton, who creates shockingly macabre crimes committed by a smiling Barbie. Creeeepy!

No doubt, acclaim is in her future. Inside, more mock death scenes.

Entitled ''Monday's child is fair of face." To say nothing about her deadly game of summary justice. From Clayton's "Mother Noose and Grim" collection.

'Friday's Child is loving and giving' by Mariel Clayton

Another scene from the Clayton's "Grim" tales, this one entitled "Friday's child is loving and giving." I don't want any part of what this girl Friday is offering.

Via KarlIsMyUnkle by way of PopBytes.