Will Britney's Dad Let His Sugar Baby Get Married Again?
WISHFUL THINKING
Will Britney's Daddy Let His Sugar Baby Get Married Again?
IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT Britney's new man hits her?
Or that she might be getting ready to marry him?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no to both.
Because here's the thing about post-nuthouse Britney: she has no control or say over her life anymore. Trawick's got the only peen she's allowed to be around.
Sure, she’s seeing Jason Trawick, but I’ll bet it’s been through supervised dates a la my great-grandmother’s day: a chaperone in the backseat and a carefully maneuvered follow-up the day after. Granted, my great-grandmother had to settle for ink and pen instead of Twitter. But I digress.
There’s no way Daddy Spears is going to let lil Miss Louisiana slip and fall off the deep end again.
Speaking of failed parenting, Mama Spears has been pretty fucking quiet these days. Maybe she’s re-evaluating her own Dina Lohan-ness. Or just spending the hell out of all that sweet, sweet Circus money.
So move along, folks. There’s nothing to see here.
Miz J blogs at Ask Miz J.
